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How China defeated Jewish capitalist George Soros in 1998 when he attempted to short the Hong Kong dollar, costing him over $1B. Soros had previously shorted the UK £, Mexican Peso and currencies in Thailand, Malaysia and Philipines, capitalising on the misery of these nations.

>be milton friedman >Haha le spoons! Checkmate commies! >die >China becomes world's largest economy by PPP >economy dictated by 5 year plans >at least 2/3 of GDP generated by state owned enterprises Poetry

women throwing snowballs at a policeman. new york city, 1951

The most Israeli performance ever: > Steal someone else’s idea, call yourself “Shul Runnings” > Captain born in opposite Middle East (Boston) > Complain announcers were “antisemitic” (announcers cooked) > Cheat > Finish last > Do hasbara for your cheating Iconic

I-I will… *sniffle* …die in a hospital bed at age 90 s-surrounded by loved ones in-instead of… *pouts* …having my head blown off by artillery at age 17!!! Wahhhhhhh! How unfulfilling!!!!

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> Be Wang Xingxing (@UnitreeRobotics founder) > Spawn in Zhejiang, China, 1990 > Struggle at English so much your teacher pulls your mom aside at parents evening > "This child is a bit stupid" > Ace every subject except English > Apply for postgrad at your dream university but fail the English minimum > Settle instead for Shanghai University > Build a robot dog called XDog for your thesis with $30 and scrap parts > Film it and upload to YouTube. Zero views > IEEE Spectrum picks it up > Go viral in the language you failed > Land a coveted engineering job in China at DJI > Quit after 2 months to chase your dream: to build robots for everyone, not just governments and labs > Start Unitree Robotics out of a garage in Hangzhou, as CEO and CTO > Release your first product, Laikago, named after the first dog in space > Get put in a room with China's top founders to pitch > Your idol Lei Jun (Xiaomi) is there > Too nervous to add anyone on WeChat > Nobody invests > 3 years regularly unable to make payroll > Post on Zhihu: "开局一条狗，装备全靠打" ("Started with just a dog. Earned everything else by grinding.") > Becomes one of the most quoted startup mantras in China > Release Go1 for $2,700 > Boston Dynamics charges $75,000 for theirs > Capture 60% of the global market > The "Father of Android" Andy Rubin is so impressed he reportedly buys a dozen as pets > Your robots perform at the Winter Olympics then the Super Bowl > Your guiding principle: 20% better every year, compounded > Build H1, the first humanoid robot to outrun the average human > Then teach it to do backflips > "If nobody doubts your direction, you're already too late" > Xi Jinping seats you front row at his private business summit > Flanked by Jack Ma (Alibaba), Ren Zhengfei (Huawei) and Pony Ma (Tencent) > You are 35. They are in their 60s. > Return to the 2026 Spring Festival Gala, the world's most watched annual broadcast > Your G1 and H2 robots perform kung fu, wield nunchucks and execute aerial flips flawlessly > World's first autonomous humanoid martial arts performance > Lei Jun, the idol who passed on you in 2017, calls years later asking to invest > In under 10 years you built the most successful consumer robotics company in history > Good thing you didn't listen to your English teacher

The Supreme Court has ruled that the Trump Administration’s tariffs are illegal. They concluded that the International Emergency Economic Powers Act does not give the President the power to impose tariffs on any country, at any time. Right about everything club 🙋‍♂️

This image is gonna be forever accurate because wdym we're getting chapter 6

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