Craig Kirkpatrick

The BBC: try to ban Kneecap and when that fails refuse to air the set. Bob Vylan: Top set so far 🫡 #Glastonbury #bobvylan

Powder that nut sack…..Its going to be a Great day!

When somebody asks me to go out after 9 PM

Had great feedback from my recent thread on how I went from a nobody loser to a ufc record holder but… Why did I not become champion? This is a thread on the things I did wrong and the things that stalled my success…

How I celebrate another day of getting away with doing the bare minimum

It’s Monday

How I stare at my work emails

The greatest 147 you’ll ever see

Last day of work before Christmas

Oh ah up Darragh

November 1st

you come to me? on a friday at 4pm

Me when I try using Microsoft Excel

It would've been Thatcher's 99th birthday today But it isn't Because she's dead

8 gone and Danny Paterson gives Vale a 1:0 lead

unmuting at the end of a call just to say “nothing from my end, thanks”

Ticketmaster servers as soon as 200 people enter the queue for Oasis tickets