Christopher Ross Martin

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Christopher Ross Martin

@CRRMartin

I’m an actor. Sometimes a comic. Always disappointed.

Los Angeles Katılım Nisan 2009

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·10 Nis

So we’re good to start starring at the sun again now that the eclipse is over right?

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·21 Mar

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@EricIdle

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Eric Idle@EricIdle·26 Tem

Byee…

CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism

Trump supporters are threatening to leave the United States if Trump is convicted. What do you say to them?

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·8 Haz

@FINALLEVEL

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ICE T@FINALLEVEL·8 Haz

Rule #1 Do not test OGs.. 💥

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·8 Haz

“Now is the wiener of our discontent.” #shakespearefirstdraft

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·10 Ara

@joncoopertweets Where do ye-yo?

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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸@joncoopertweets·9 Ara

Caption this.

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·12 Eyl

@MuellerSheWrote @cmclymer Plea deal?

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Mueller, She Wrote@MuellerSheWrote·12 Eyl

Anyone know why the twice-impeached disgraced classified document thief FPOTUS is on his way to DC?

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·9 Eyl

@pattonoswalt Rush

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John Candy

Ivor Tossell@ivortossell

If Canada opted not to put Charles on the coins, what would work instead? Do NOT say "prime ministers" or you're getting diefendimes

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·1 Eyl

@pattonoswalt

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Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·1 Eyl

quiet dignity and grace

Rebecca Palsha@RebeccaPalsha

Gov. palin after learning she didn’t win in this round

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·19 Ağu

@pattonoswalt Sadness Bowls 🍗 😢

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Patton Oswalt@pattonoswalt·18 Ağu

*I* have a thing for bowls?!?

KFC@kfc

@pattonoswalt You really have a thing for bowls...

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·14 Ağu

@ThatEricAlper The Stranger.

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·6 Ağu

The more I do the math about Dane Cook and his fiancé, the worse it looks 🤢

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·31 May

@joncoopertweets Yes.

Jon Cooper 🇺🇸@joncoopertweets·30 May

Is Donald Trump Jr. an idiot or is he on drugs?

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Sarah Cooper@sarahcpr·29 Eyl

Oh my god I had a cricket in my shower just now I needed this guy

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·10 Eyl

@GregAbbott_TX So you are for the right to choose. Let women choose to control their own bodies.

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Greg Abbott@GregAbbott_TX·10 Eyl

Biden’s vaccine mandate is an assault on private businesses. I issued an Executive Order protecting Texans’ right to choose whether they get the COVID vaccine & added it to the special session agenda. Texas is already working to halt this power grab. foxnews.com/politics/biden…

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Christopher Ross Martin@CRRMartin·23 May

Dude, @bigalart_ is one of the most talented artists I’ve ever met, and just an awesome human being. Give him a follow and check out his work. #art #artist #comedy #characterart #illustration #comedy #bigalart instagram.com/p/CPOUJ0PJkwN/…

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