Dishes Delicious

2026

no fucking way the only way out is through

Probably the hardest I’ve laughed in a couple of years.

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers that I don’t approve

whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is

walking around outside is like scrolling with your body

i never beg except when it’s to differ

forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

you’ve gotta read the room bro there’s an elephant

the ADHD urge to use parentheses in every sentence (because every thought comes with bonus thoughts (and those have bonus thoughts too))

forgive me karl marx for i have bought

if you're so smart why aren't you having fun

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

“LA is boring” then why did I just get a delicious taco from a car wash parking lot at 11pm

For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never set foot in Coachella again! I'm so proud of them #Strokeschella

this is why magical realism thrives in Latin America

All the feminist literature leaving his brain soon as he sees a fine ass woman I get it

I suppose what easter is teaching us is that it has to be so over before we're so back

all i know is the average person would be shocked at how unwell you can become and not die. at how unwell you can become and still look fine. things aren’t that black and white and you should listen to those who live in the grey area.