In your 30s you realize there are no adults just old tall babies that know words
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Caleb Synan
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Caleb Synan
@calebsynan
Hey it’s me. Caleb. I'm a comedian. Watch my special for free 👇
Katılım Ocak 2009
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Makes no sense 🤣🤣🤣 what else could you eat?? 🤣🤣🤣 water?? Air?? 🤣🤣🤣 what a weirdo man
lauren@gilmxres
you know what hell yea
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"Scientists still don't know how sleep works" well I do! I get tired and go to bed
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I've often suspected babies are cowards
Science girl@sciencegirl
Babies stop crawling on a glass floor, revealing early depth perception and fear of heights.
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Started at 6 for me
ひ@yungnstackin
at what age is considered embarrassing to still be living with your parents these days?
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Everyone seems so mad on here but in real life people seem happy! Or insane
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The spotify logo looks a lot like the settings logo so sometimes I'll mix em up and listen to display and brightness for a couple hours
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Don't fool yourself, comics. AI's coming for us too. It's new, it's young, & it'll rise fast. Then get depressed when success doesn't make it happy. Then get way too political, move to Austin, and quit. Finally, it'll try to sell feet pics and self destruct
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Here’s my Letterboxd top 10 movies of the year. It’s 5 good ones but I sprinkled in 5 obscure pieces of shit to show off my personality
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Well I’m not doing anything without my coffee
bananirou@bananirouxd
qué arías en esta situación?
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Because everything about it sucks & doesn’t matter at all. It’s not interesting. There’s no intrigue. Nobody can care about it. You can’t look up to an AI character. You can’t want them. You can’t want to be them. Every human being I’ve ever met is depressed by it. I could go on
Mark Gadala-Maria@markgadala
Just wow. How can anyone argue that AI won't be the future of cinema at this point?
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It’s amazing to me that at a time when every human being over the age of 1 has a supercomputer an inch from their face at all times, airports still use 25 different bullhorns to make announcements. Put it on the phone! Or just start boarding! We’ll figure it out!
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I think most people believe in aliens and just don’t care that much because they’re poor. It’s like who cares. Paris exists too. So do yachts. You want poor people excited bring back Mountain Dew code red. That’ll affect day to day
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Never understood the flat earth obsession. Let's say it IS flat. What am I supposed to do now? I still gotta go to work
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You can fool all the the people some the time.
Some of the people all the time.
You can make money at it.
And live forever.
Go get 'em!
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As Time Goes By was 11 years old when Casablanca came out. That'd be like a movie coming out today and the main character saying "Play it again, Sam. Play Uptown Funk"
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