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Movie: Shrek Language: Lingala Country: Democratic Republic of the Congo

Pretended to be gay to get into the girls sleepover but they started passing the d*ldo around

When you show bro a picture of your new girl and he says "As long as you are happy, bro"

Preparing for a date Women vs. Men

Almost opened my bookmarks in public

gas prices so damn high you gotta take a night drive on GTA 5 just to clear your mind 😭

Me the first time I used precision shooting on FC24

me at 3 am fighting the urge of masturbating or be a good person

“Handsome” “Pretty Boy” “Cutie” Sure, yeah man, whatever.

K!ller: ...and I will k!ll everyone you love Me: I love you K!ller:

Be the guy with a black hoodie on

I like this version of Shrek better than the original 😂