CarlServi

Everyone is always rooting for you. Your parents want you to be a great son. Wife wants you to be a great husband. Your boss wants you to be a slam dunk hire. Every first date you’ve ever been on they’ve been rooting for you to get laid. Every time you started to tell a joke people hoped it would have a hilarious punch line. Your proximity to anyone is a reflection of themself, meaning the deck is never stacked against you, and your failures are completely your own

Me turning on the good computer after 8 hours on the evil (work) computer

There is some sort of intelligence agency op to make Theo look crazy. I've seen this happen many times over the years. Why Joe Rogan is doing it is anyone's guess. But it's not a "concerned friend." This are far more nefarious forces at work.

There is no painter greater than God.

““If the world hates you, remember that it hated me first. The world would love you as one of its own if you belonged to it, but you are no longer part of the world. I chose you to come out of the world, so it hates you. Do you remember what I told you? ‘A slave is not greater than the master.’ Since they persecuted me, naturally they will persecute you. And if they had listened to me, they would listen to you.” John 15:18-20 NLT #IDONTEVENBELONGHERE🫶🏾🙏🏾💜 #ThankYouJESUS

how the weather in the morning of field trips used to be like

yeah

Minecraft source code LEAKED online by 4Chan. This is for the legacy console version of the game.

Scrolling Twitter after a Lamar Jackson SB Win

BE THANKFUL 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

Congrats! Patriots rookie RB TreVeyon Henderson has announced that he recently got eloped to his girlfriend after struggling with sexual immorality. Henderson has now devoted his life to Jesus Christ. A true role model on and off the field 🙏

He’s a special kind of coach.

Random app idea: Alarm app but you have to pay to Snooze.

John Harbaugh is a Hall of Fame coach, and Baltimore was blessed to have him as the Ravens head coach for years. He led the 2012 team to a Super Bowl. Many teams will trip over themselves to have him. I’m personally grateful for him, his leadership and example of faith. But two things can be true at once. The Harbaugh-Lamar duo just wasn’t getting it done. Too many times Harbaugh had Super Bowl caliber rosters headed by an MVP QB, and the team underperformed in the biggest moments. They’d actually lose their identity. It wasn’t just one player that would choke, it’s various stars taking their turn over the years. That’s a coaching and culture issue. It’s time for another coach to get a crack at this with Lamar Jackson while he’s still in his prime. It’s the right decision by Steve Biscotti.

"You know how it is. If my aunt had male parts, she'd be my uncle.” Mike Tomlin doesn’t care about your hypotheticals

Lamar Jackson fought his ass off. They said dude quit on his team when all he did was fight!

Heartbreaking: Lamar Jackson's reaction to Tyler Loop's missed field goal to beat the Steelers. One of the best QBs in the NFL is always losing in the worst way possible. Lamar can't catch a break 😔💔

Tonight - No Car Accidents. No DUI's. No Arrests. No RIPS. IN Jesus Name 🙏🏾