Dmitrii Kovanikov

I've just seen the worst enum in my life

@sandovin34721 It depends. Who’s asking? And how many do you need?

@ChShersh I see some hands. Do you have more?

When people look at my pfp, they think I don’t have hands. When they look at the code I produce, the theory sounds even more plausible. However, to address the common misconception, I actually have hands. Here’s the original.

@AleksYankov I’m not sending feet pics. At least not for free.

@ChShersh Already regret asking this, but do you have feet? How do you operate the vim clutch?

@DerekCorniello C++ devs usually shoot themselves in the foot. I started with a finger.

@ChShersh cpp requires 10 fingers, only 8 are included here. care to explain?

@DrewitzWx My agents type the code for me

@ChShersh How would you type all that code with no hands?

@MelkeyDev Pre-AI legacy solution. Now I only need claws. Open claws.

@ChShersh why do you have hands

@codegirl007 Yeah? So how do you think I could do that: 👍👍

@ChShersh You don't have thumbs though.

@mrturnables I would reply to your comment with a thumbsup but I can't

@ChShersh I count 4 fingers. Definitely AI 🤧

@mattpocockuk Monads

Why did you start following me on X?

@itsahsenkamal I had some fun

@ChShersh you must have been giggling when you came up with that one

Everyone talks about scalability. Nobody talks about cpluplusability.

@jmpr4xmn Yeah, I'm also not sure if it's a net positive for the world

@ChShersh probably for the best

My talk proposal was rejected.

@m_chirculescu So you're the person who rejected it, I see

@ChShersh "How to write C++ code like it's Haskell"?

@Winium And in this talk, I'll be like "So here's what I was going to tell there", and just proceed with my original talk. Clever.

@ChShersh But now you can have a talk about not having a talk

@Dartrisen I'm not telling it just so people could ratio me with "Explains why it was rejected"

@ChShersh what was the topic?

@publicinte Or, I can record 30 talks of myself and just make an alternative conference at the same time. This game is not over.

@ChShersh record it and post it

@neogoose_btw There are ways

@ChShersh I understand but you don't get a free tshirt and free lunch lmao

@shikhr_ Me too

@ChShersh I am sorry for their loss.

@neogoose_btw Oh, don't worry. I'm still coming and giving a talk.

@ChShersh My condolences One less free Tshirt One less set of stickers One less shitty catering lunch

@plainionist You're wrong.

It’s comfortable to discuss with people you agree with. But you learn more when someone disagrees with you.