Maciej Świętkowski

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you googl.adultgalls.com/maureen

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. shorturl.xaijo.com/lucile

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. shorturl.xaijo.com/deanne

googl.adultgalls.com/tasha Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

shorturl.xaijo.com/vickie Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt?

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/imelda "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. googl.adultgalls.com/janette

It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you googl.adultgalls.com/cornelia

googl.adultgalls.com/katie I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade shorturl.xaijo.com/taylor

googl.adultgalls.com/andy How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. bitly.xaijo.com/lea

shorturl.xaijo.com/ronda How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? bitly.xaijo.com/sophie

bitly.xaijo.com/julie Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence? googl.adultgalls.com/latoya

googl.adultgalls.com/travis Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. bitly.xaijo.com/tom

I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman. bitly.xaijo.com/trisha

"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/dianne