cardi’sinternet

what do they put in weed that makes you need to touch yourself for 2 hours straight after smoking it

I be washing tf out my butt..

Suck on that clit like it’s a dick, nigga.

I did not know the dick didn’t have a bone 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Once I realize someone is taking me for a pussy ass btch I get really evil 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Dear God, Just an fyi if I get pregnant then I am having an abortion. No I will not stop having sex. But if you bless me with a fetus, I’ll bless you with it right back. Amen, etc.

I cream on it soon as it go in cause I’m already stimulated mentally

I was smoking with my homeboy last night folks end up beating his 🍆 in front of me ts was kinda akward

overheard a friend wishing his gf "happy burger day", after the call ended i asked him "is it burger day today?" and he goes "no i send her burger every month on her first day of periods so it is OUR BURGER DAY." just another day couples around me making feel single. 😭😭😭😭😭

She done knocked da damn fish unconscious wit da cabbage

It’s 3 am

when a mf says “pussy is pussy” I automatically think he fucked a crackhead before

i would totally have a threesome but all the attention has to be on me

My sister had a baby while still living at home, and my dad was so mad. At the time he owned a power saw, so every night around 1 a.m he'd start it outside the house just to wake the baby up. 🤣🤣

I believe in begging for your woman back

Bro if u ain’t eating pussc or don’t plan on giving me money just gone head on

We done fucked 7 times in one day the pussy fye!

there’s a youtube video of me when i was 10 years old rapping and i say my full name, address, and phone number, and then proceed to rhyme my last name with hitler

Cardi B: *exhales* Cardi B’s second fanbase: OMG she was waiting to exhale because she thinks she’s better than Whitney Houston omg she’s so problematic