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if you catch me in a relationship just know I’m really in love with that mf

If you’re reading this, you deserve to sit down with your book tonight.

Some books will make you cry, and it has nothing to do with your own life. You cry because the story is too real. Because you know that somewhere out there is living that exact chapter. And the book just gave you a window into a pain you've never felt but can understand.

Yes please, Na inafanya kazi 24/7. Very good for the bedroom.

Uneducated voters are more dangerous than illegal immigrants.

“The government doesn't owe you anything!” Buddy, I pay taxes. The government damn well owes me a LOT.

I’m a very difficult woman and i intend on becoming even more difficult

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

Lessons in chemistry The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo As Long as the lemon trees grow The Kite Runner The Crimson Vigilante.

Nyamaza tu. Next might be your child, sister, cousin or neighbour #LindaMtoto

I have tasted Instagram. I have tasted Twitter. I have tasted Tiktok. I highly recommend reading a book.

The older I get, the more I understand why older women disappear into gardening, candles, comfy clothes, and silence.

If you're 25-35 and constantly questioning yourself on whether you should make a career switch to data or tech, I hope you find my account

Dear @ForeignOfficeKE You people had the itinerary of Manu before he got here. Did it not occur to you to ask what such an itinerary would do to Kenya's reputation? And then, anyone who knows "le pays de droit de l'homme" knows that they have a penchant for the theatrical when it comes to Africa. Not only do they exploit Africa, they do it with panache. And the guy was hosting influencers at the Elysees just last week. Did that not tell you something? You have made us a laughing stock in the rest of the continent. First Haiti, then the AU chair debacle, now this. But your principal secretary blocked me on this app when I asked about that episode at the Oval Office. And you know what pains me? I studied these people. I thought I would teach young Kenyans about them. But your mainstream media and your education ministry convinced students and their parents that this stuff isn't worth knowing. So now I have to watch you guys goof again and again, then go to class to teach "relevant" stuff on dry power point slides and read AI processed assignments. Hii kitu inaniuma sana. A Kenyan shouldn't have to live their mature years going through this. This country wages war on knowledge, maturity and most of all, production. That's why instead of developing, Kenya has specialized in spectacle and theatrics. And the West knows this. They've always known this. Anyway, let me start thinking of strands I'm going to have to write for when the kids come to us. After all, CBC is here to stay. #MaishaKazini

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I hate that feeling when you want to read all night but have to get up for work in the morning. It is the best of times. It is the worst of times.

We are so unkind to children. So unkind.

Books be good as hell….. I feel bad for people who don’t read for fun. They missing out big time.

No part of childbearing appeals to me. Not the pregnancy stage, the birthing stage, the breast feeding stage or the lifelong devotion stage. None.

books are honestly one of the best parts of being alive.