Ciz♱ 💫

how i genuinely look after sending shordy the corniest message with extra letters jus to match her energy

ya be wanting mermaids, werewolves vampires etc but cant handle different skin colours

no Aprils fools joke u can laugh at the promises u and ur ex made

and some ppl think aliens ain’t among us? look at this thing

this generation be drinking Liquor like that shit delicious

some of ya brains js up there for decoration

why i wake up from a dream mad at someone like it actually happened

bitches get they hair done and feel like the president of the united states

i hate explaining shit

sometimes when i talk i can physically feel myself pick the wrong dialogue option

Call em peter parker the way they only tuff behind the web

they think i do anal the way i go thru shit

Call her Robert the way she going downey on my Jr

hope my kids dont got no peanut butter allergy like a fucking dork

hostage or not sometimes its nice being held

how am i posed to live laugh love in these conditions

i always sit behind the uber driver just incase i gotta put that mf in a headlock

my favorite sex position is any of them. im just glad to be involved

They absolutely cooked with this Nami casting on the Live action One Piece

girls be so horny and depressed they don’t know if they wanna ride or die