Jacob Guthrie

@bentravie how many tweets would it take to get @henrygayle to the Ganmain Bowlo for beers #gayletothebowlo #ihaveadream

Prelim Side: In: Daicos, Noble Out: Lipinski, Hoskin Elliott Sub: Ginnivan #AFLPiesDees #collingwoodfc

@chrismcg1980 @beastieboy07 Still waiting mate? Seem to have gone a bit quiet.

@chrismcg1980 @beastieboy07 Sandpaper, Murray mints, dirt, spikes on shoes, teeth, zippers... What's the difference? So which one is it matey all cheats and should've been banned for life or not? I'm really interested to hear how they're different in your mind?

Now hearing that the Aussie players did ask the England team about getting together half a dozen times but didn’t get a response and that allegedly the home team stayed behind locked doors #Ashes

@chrismcg1980 @beastieboy07 Yeah you kind've did. If Smith's a cheat who should never have played again (your words), then that would make '05 void as Trescothick did the same (arguably worse) for all tests. So which is it? Smith's a cheat and '05 is void as they were cheats or not? Pick one mate.

@CobGu3 @beastieboy07 I’ve never said 05 was void. What a strange thing to say. You’re heads fallen off 😂😂😂

@chrismcg1980 @beastieboy07 Not really relevant.. but just on that, did you campaign to have Atherton, Trescothick Broad + Anderson banned for life after doing the same thing? Or Khan, Afridi, du Plessis or Chandimal? I'm assuming you did, as you don't look like a hypocrite. '05 was void according to you?

@CobGu3 @beastieboy07 Smiths a cheat. Should never have played again after his ban

Ben Stokes with some real self hate spitting vibes. #ashes #ENGvAUS

There should be a LOT more pressure on @CricketAus selection. This is pathetic. 6 years they've continued to pick someone who has consistently been poor. Warner shouldn't have been playing away. #ashes #ENGvAUS

@MitchGMc For Warner?

This is a dead rubber, another reason Warner shouldn't be playing. #ashes #ENGvsAUS

@brydoncoverdale His county stint for the Delhi Capitals showed how keen he was to fix his issues in England.

The Sydney Test seems the right time for David Warner to retire, if you mean last summer's Sydney Test.

Was wondering what Steven Finn had been up to. He's been hanging around in the early 2000's it looks like. #ashes #Ashes23

@beatsyboi All I can think is there's a very explosive book that comes with his retirement and they're trying to prolong it. There doesn't seem to be a cricketing reason to play him haha

@CobGu3 He’s beyond cast.

@beatsyboi If he's only playing as a first slip there are huge issues haha. Considering his county cricket stint for the Delhi Capitals showed how seriously he took his shithouse record in England it's a joke he's played all tests!

@CobGu3 We need a first slip mate #reasoning

Pretty impressive Australia have retained the #Ashes with 10 cricketers and a David Warner. #ENGvsAUS

The classic response when you lost as a kid "I don't care it doesn't matter anyway". Well then, just stoke your English #ashes team with marketers who dabble in comedy then if entertainment is the only KPI. #ENGvAUS

@Lightni12092685 Absolutely mate, people saying 'in hindsight' Stokes Day 1 declaration was poor. In real time it was mind bogglingly dumb. @nassercricket winning the toss and choosing to bowl back in the day level bad. Really poor selection and performance last test agreed! Warner untenable.

@CobGu3 Fair enough Jacob. My apologies. I have just been irritated at the failure of pundits to recognize that England has a lot to answer for its own performance during this series. You are right, Australia's performance is not up to what we would expect. Hoping for better next test.

"Aussies are only going to draw and retain because of luck" #Ashes #ENGvsAUS

@LUSEFER12 There is zero arguments here if you read the tweet back haha

@CobGu3 Luck 🍀 played its part.. but England are shite mate!

@Lightni12092685 I'm Australian mate, this is tongue firmly in cheek. Have seen a lot of how England lost the Ashes, haven't seen enough of how good Australia were to win key moments.

@CobGu3 So England's ridiculous 1st test declaration & it's woeful catching (particularly behind the stumps) had nothing to do with the results?

What time does the first Australian player crack a stub? #ashes #ENGvAUS