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@jakepaul You won’t fight them in a cage though.

Two of the biggest names in MMA can’t keep my name out their mouth at their press conference that nobody watched. Nate already got his ass beat by me & Jorge is literally permitted by UFC to box anyone but me because Dana knows I will put his little ass to sleep. Already told both of these bozos to come see me in PFL bc in boxing they got no shot. $10M for either of them.

@PEN1PARK3R ?

@SteamRollaa why’d they just show you getting head kicked just now for no reason holy shit

@metaltxt Which reminds me of my favorite tweet of all time

@thatkidwally Did you just spend your whole day watching one blooprint video or something

i miss 10 minute rust videos

@BlessedMMA He took the high road after that early stoppage by Marc Goddard.

Jiri is a special dude. Most guys wouldn’t say what he just said. Respect warrior 🫡 #UFC295

@famouslos32 @KingJames Two things are for sure. 1. You are smoking crack. 2. You don’t know shit about basketball.

YALL said @KingJames was talking about me 👀😩😂

@DallasCowboysPR @dak Didn’t know that because @NFLonFOX decided to black out the game during the third quarter.

With four touchdown passes today, @dak now has eight career games with four scores through the air, tying Danny White for second in Cowboys history. Tony Romo has the most four touchdown games in team history with 10.

@DeepFri3dBaby @jasrifootball @Deathc0reRules Anyone with a brain knows that. The post implies that. Pedantry ≠ wisdom my guy.

@jasrifootball @Deathc0reRules Its for career accomplishments, not highlight reel.

𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: The 2011 #NFL Draft is the best draft class of all time. It produced 6-8 sure-fire hall of famers, and multiple other stars. - Cam Newton (Maybe HOF) - AJ Green (Likely HOF) - Von Miller (HOF 🔒) - Patrick Peterson (HOF 🔒) - Julio Jones (HOF 🔒) - Tyron Smith (HOF 🔒) - JJ Watt (HOF 🔒) - Cameron Jordan (HOF 🔒) - Cameron Heyward (HOF 🔒) - Jason Kelce (HOF 🔒) - Richard Sherman (HOF 🔒) - Justin Houston (Maybe HOF) Some other names: Anthony Castanzo Demarco Murray, Ryan Kerrigan, Nate Solder, Marcell Dareus, Randall Cobb, Robert Quinn, Mark Ingram, Jimmy Smith, Orlando Franklin, Muhammad Wilkerson, Andy Dalton, Colin Kaepernick, Kyle Rudolph, Rodney Hudson, Torrey Smith, Jurrell Casey, KJ Wright, Byron Maxwell, Tyrod Taylor, Lawrence guy and more… Will we ever see another class this loaded?

@lthomasnews @Ozuna926 It is when most people don’t know the difference between Saudi Arabia, Abu Dhabi, or United Arab Emirates.

@Ozuna926 Not a lot to ask someone what country they are in. That's not really a geography lesson.

Doctor told the referee Walker wasn't good to continue. Booth says Walker couldn't tell doctor what country he was in. Just a complete disaster.

@ugottabillieve @jasrifootball I agree with you. People hate it but it’s the most football play in football.

@jasrifootball False. Not an Eagles fan, but football is a game of strategy. Learn how to stop this.

TRUE OR FALSE: The #Eagles “tush push” shouldn’t be a legal play.

@PopCrave How cool and edgy and different. Not performative or weird at all.

Lucy Dacus of boygenius reacts to Barack Obama featuring their song “Not Strong Enough” in his 2023 summer playlist: “war criminal :(”

@TheNBACentral @TheCartonShow What an idiot

The Top 5 players in the NBA that you don’t want taking the last shot according to @TheCartonShow

@PointForwardPro @barstoolsports Broke people shouldn’t order shit they can’t tip for lol

@barstoolsports these folks should be paid more by DoorDash and Uber. Period.

Should you always tip your DoorDash/UberEats drivers?

@joeylknight @JoeBiden God isn’t real LMFAO

@JoeBiden You will stand before God and be held accountable for this.

Make no mistake: If Congress passes a national abortion ban, I will veto it.

@FarOutMag and not a single one of them is better than bad & boujee

The 25 greatest Beatles songs of all time faroutmagazine.co.uk/the-25-greates…

Oline Dinner @ my place by Chef Ed…