John Conroy

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John Conroy

John Conroy

@ConroyFTW

3x 10k Laughs Headliner, Kennedy Center, Largo

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Ağustos 2010
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John Conroy
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Saying "All Lives Matter" is like interrupting Martin Luther King to tell him about your dream last night.
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Heard about the Olympian ski jumpers getting penile implants for the extra drag and that is not what I’d do with a bigger penis
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Got waylaid by the commercial airline industry this morning and suffice it to say they’ll no longer be getting a pass from me on what the deal is with their food service.
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Opening for one of the best in the biz tomorrow in Covina
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Everybody wants to own the world until Donald Trump expects you to watch the ball drop with him
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Not gonna catch me with a Doug Williams opinion on a Jamie Foxx special
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How do we find the balance between not glorifying vigilantism and not acknowledging the new high score
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Should’ve known you can’t trust anyone in a post dollar menu McDonald’s
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Rough week. I miss the simplicity of a CEO taking a submersible to the Titanic
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Don’t bother knocking on my door looking for the enemy within. Check the stage
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I’ve been trying to find an angle all day but I don’t think I’m gonna be able to blame Hillary Clinton for this.
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Thank you Joe and Tony for making it safe for me to joke again.
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Heartbreaking to think no matter how today’s vote goes Texas comedy will continue
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Tried to write an original Pete Rose joke but I lost that bet
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Tonight feels like it could be the end of an era. Does Kirk have one last Monday night disaster in him?
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What is the media hiding about what the other guy from Tenacious D thinks this time?
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Let’s get to the important stuff. Has anyone asked Tenacious D what they think this time?
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Where the free speech republicans when a guy who took action and sent a mob to hang a guy goes after the rhetoric of the other party?
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Sure it’s democratic rhetoric not sending a mob to hang a guy that’s left him in the crosshairs
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If you’re a republican and take a shot at someone and miss then sorry pal you are a Republican in name only.
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