John Conroy

Saying "All Lives Matter" is like interrupting Martin Luther King to tell him about your dream last night.

Heard about the Olympian ski jumpers getting penile implants for the extra drag and that is not what I’d do with a bigger penis

Got waylaid by the commercial airline industry this morning and suffice it to say they’ll no longer be getting a pass from me on what the deal is with their food service.

Opening for one of the best in the biz tomorrow in Covina

Dr. Frankenstein upset Frankenstein going after judicial branch reuters.com/legal/us-chief…

Everybody wants to own the world until Donald Trump expects you to watch the ball drop with him

Not gonna catch me with a Doug Williams opinion on a Jamie Foxx special

How do we find the balance between not glorifying vigilantism and not acknowledging the new high score

Should’ve known you can’t trust anyone in a post dollar menu McDonald’s

Rough week. I miss the simplicity of a CEO taking a submersible to the Titanic

Don’t bother knocking on my door looking for the enemy within. Check the stage

I’ve been trying to find an angle all day but I don’t think I’m gonna be able to blame Hillary Clinton for this.

Thank you Joe and Tony for making it safe for me to joke again.

Heartbreaking to think no matter how today’s vote goes Texas comedy will continue

Tried to write an original Pete Rose joke but I lost that bet

Tonight feels like it could be the end of an era. Does Kirk have one last Monday night disaster in him?

What is the media hiding about what the other guy from Tenacious D thinks this time?

Let’s get to the important stuff. Has anyone asked Tenacious D what they think this time?

Where the free speech republicans when a guy who took action and sent a mob to hang a guy goes after the rhetoric of the other party?

Sure it’s democratic rhetoric not sending a mob to hang a guy that’s left him in the crosshairs

If you’re a republican and take a shot at someone and miss then sorry pal you are a Republican in name only.