Coorslite

@BodiesofWowter Sparking water sounds fucking dangerous.

I AM HERE FOR DRINKING SELTZER (WOW WATER PLUS BUBBLES WHAT A FUCKING REVELATION) BUT IF YOU SAY SPARKING WATER YOU SOUND DUMB AS FUCK. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A RIVER, BUDDY? A POND IN THE DAYLIGHT? IT ALL FUCKING S H I M M E R S

@NightlingBug Ruuuuude. Don't despair, this kind of internalized misogyny is actually hyper-feminine.

@NightlingBug You need 20 pairs of these, in every color.

@sadiabies 💔💔

Ophelia is probably dying. Checked on her this morning and she was sprawled over some leaves, barely responsive. Don't really know what went wrong

@NightlingBug Too expensive.

@NightlingBug Also, cube COULD be gelatinous, and very dangerous. Possibly yeilds good treasure.

@NightlingBug Fuck : Pyramid, because fun to climb, possibly haunted, wide base. Marry : Sphere, because well rounded, rolls well with the punches. Kill : Cube, because boring and basic.

@sadiabies Most relatable tweet of 2019

Heading home. I get to. See. My. Cat. I can't wait to crush his tiny cat body

@sadiabies I'd love one or two, cool looking or not.

@Coorslite I can give it to jud for you tho

She molted!!!!!!

@NightlingBug ❤ They just came to me in a rush. 🌬🌬 The winds are excited about your new name. I hope it finds you soon. /hippiewitch

@NightlingBug Marrow, Morrow, Merrow

@therealjudyblum 🙋🙋

@coolcam101 @realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends @therealjudyblum

The economy is doing great. More people working in U.S.A. today than at any time in our HISTORY. Media barely covers! @foxandfriends

@Grayhaem My mom just did a legit spit take and said, "That's wonderful."

You haven't truly arrived in 2019 until you've been asked to give feedback on a sex scene written by your own mom

@sadiabies Put them on a cat meme or I won't read it.

i put my pronouns in my bio, no one has an excuse now, i know yr all online

I had a conversation with a Republican who said the Resistance was going to fade now that the election is over. I assured him that was not the case. 📢 Roll Call: RT if you are an engaged member of the Resistance and you aren’t going away.

@RiverProject #BeTheGood

@therealjudyblum Payback is a bitch. 👈👈