CovertCreature

@crispyrichtea @CarterCollinsX I believe the correct terminology is she-long, and the average length is 9 inches.

@CarterCollinsX What is the average dick size of a trans “man” I’m interested because as a gay man myself I’m obsessed with dick.

I’ve seen some discourse lately discussing my sexuality - I am a gay man. I’m not into pussy or women. With that being said - bi men are valid and worthy and trans men are real men 💕 hope this helps

@4thlinemucker @yegwave You will never be considered a real woman, get over it. And stay out of womens spaces.

@yegwave Isnt this the typical way for a berta chud to mate?

An Edmonton man is facing multiple criminal charges after police say he used dating apps to meet women, then drugged and sexually assaulted them at his home. William McMullin, 56, was arrested March 17 and is charged with sexual assault, administering a stupefying substance, assault with a weapon, voyeurism, unlawful confinement, criminal harassment, and several related offences. The investigation began in April 2025 after a complaint was filed with EPS, and additional women have since come forward with similar accounts spanning four separate incidents. Police say McMullin made contact with victims through platforms including Facebook Dating, Bumble, and Tinder before luring them to his residence. He remains in remand ahead of a court appearance on March 27, 2026.

@unfilteredwkels @dalepartridge You sure this isnt already happening? In the UK the people have known for a long time but the media refused to report, the police refused to arrest. I guarantee you that it is happening.

@dalepartridge This man needs the electric chair. This is disgusting. The minute that things start to spiral like this out of control in Canada, you can bet your bottom dollar and they’re not going to stand for it.

Migrant in England orally r*pes a young girl. Listen to her cries. English people, Your leaders hate you. Your politicians hates you. Your judges hate you. Your laws hate you. Your media hates you. Rise up and fight this tyranny.

@MetroUK Your newspaper is literally bus litter.

John Cleese was a comedy icon – he’s ruining his legacy trib.al/DNO71je

@moriarty747 They wouldnt ask you, you're not retarded or foreign.

I got a letter from the house of commons. if they are asking me to be the new ambassador to America, I'll say, "no thanks, I have standards "

@disclosetv Important info seems to have been omitted. Does she have a cock?

NOW - Dame Sarah Mullally is officially "enthroned" as the Archbishop of Canterbury, head of the Church of England, becoming the first woman to take the role in 1,400 years.

@Matt_Pinner Its marginal, kier probably gives better blowjobs though.

Do you believe Boris Johnson was a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@Gaynotqueer1 I havent ever met a genuine real woman who owns a womb excited to talk about periods.

'Imagine Belfast.' Belfast is well and truly captured.

@BCFriendlyTodd @JCCFCanada You did. I will laugh freely at the jokes you say arent jokes. I wont follow the arrows. I wont take your "jabs". I wont support ukraine. And I will never bang pots and pans for the nurses. How do you like that?

@CovertCreature @JCCFCanada I did no such thing. Quit adding shit that's not there.

The ability to mock and parody, dating back to court jesters who challenged power through humour, has long been an important component of free speech. Free expression is the cornerstone and lifeblood of Western democracies, including Canada. Comedy plays a vital role in a free society by holding those in authority accountable in ways few others can. Ominously, in recent years, a growing number of Canadian comedians, including Ben Bankas (@BenBankas), have been barred from venues (both private and public) for what they have said or for what they might say. westernstandard.news/bc/ben-bankas-…

@BCFriendlyTodd @JCCFCanada Lots of people wont forget your little sour faces. You're still here, telling people what they should laugh at.

@CovertCreature @JCCFCanada You like making shit up about people you don't know to satisfy your fantasy. Enjoy your little tiff doll face? It's 2026,not 2020. Press your play button, then fast forward, six fucking years.

@BCFriendlyTodd @JCCFCanada Lol you would love for this to be shut down, that's why you stopped to post. We see you. I didnt follow the arrows in the grocery store during covid, the bitterness in people like yourself was noticable.

@CovertCreature @JCCFCanada Degradation of others isn't comedy peanut. What would you know about a Nazi, other than what you have been conditioned to think? You claim I'm repressive, yet it's actually you,as I have clearly shown. No comedy was silenced.

@BCFriendlyTodd @JCCFCanada You seem to be promoting the government's power to silence comedy. Doesnt that make you the nazi?

@CovertCreature @JCCFCanada I would never. I just noticed something about his Shtick.

@BCFriendlyTodd @JCCFCanada You have no right to tell me who is allowed to make me laugh sir.

@JCCFCanada I don't know. He sounds like a guy not quite able to understand and respect people enough, he needs to degrade someone to prop himself up.

@wjec77 "I love you so much honey, but it hurts when you beat me."

I have just had the quickest of looks on FB... I have just seen someone I used to know, who's totally homosexual, wishing the M's happy Eid in the most arse-kissing of ways. Are they f'cking insane? I need a cycle to ride off my anger...

@moriarty747 @JournalistJill @Colleenfrances Transmen are ready in the stall next door with spare toilet paper to hand to you in case you run out. It helps with their validation.

@JournalistJill @Colleenfrances do transmen wave cameras about in the gents like transwomen do ? or do they get in and out as quickly as possible.?

Oh look! Suddenly Pride understands which sex is most violent…

@RealDave1977 @kylelaine58 @travisrusko @mattsheffield You are culturally canadian. Out!

@kylelaine58 @travisrusko @mattsheffield Excuse me, I’m from the US dummy

Breaking: Former Christian right TV celeb Joseph Duggar has been charged with molesting a 9-year-old girl. His older brother, Josh, is currently in prison for CSAM possession. The Duggar family has been a major part of the Christian far right for years.

@Glinner Harsh, The Penguin was pretty sexy.

I've said it once and I'll say it again: they're all a bunch of fucking Batman villains.

@foxfurrest Flops out silicone packer with poise and confidence.

@TruckerRobert My "rights" are not dependent on ever moving goalposts of people who desire to be castrated.

As a 52 y.o. gay man, I easily remember back in the 80s and 90s how conservatives were whining daily that gay men and women were wanting "special rights" that they did not deserve. Now, here we are in 2026, and gay men and women are gleefully doing that heavy lifting for them.

@oliviabaileymp Can you talk to LGBs that arent creepy weirdos? I can literally smell this photo through the internet.