Bruce Forman

Sideburns Monday! 5 for $25, email me your address: bruceforman@ yahoo

Here’s something...Grumps: I don't like... youtu.be/jbetPUt_bXs via @YouTube

Martinis are like women’s breasts, one is not enough and three is too many

Can we have a holiday contest for most celebrity mentions per word? (Jesus counts)

Happy Hanakwanzaamas!!!

Can't believe that out of a million sperm, you were the fastest?!?

Note to kids: If you're excited, notify your face

What about SnarkBook...where you can make sarcastic comments on posts and everyone knows you're joking?

Is Lady Be Good related to Johnny?

Ever notice that drum booths look like a penalty box at a hockey game?...

There's only six #s...shouldn't there be a limit on six hashtags?

Enough with the humbragging...or is bragble?

A most impressive and astonishing display of geekitude...too bad I don't have the clothes for it...

I could've shopped for more gear, but I decided to play...what a cheap ass loser...

Practicing in public...playing in private, thanks Facebook!!!

Sounds good son...unless you plan to get paid or get laid!

No fading star category in DB? How about recognition deserving wider talent?

Fun: the new unhappy!!!

When you're over 50, you shouldn't have a roadie older than you...

Considering holding auditions for a side hustle...