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BREAKING: White smoke in Tel Aviv indicates that Israel has chosen a new OnlyFans CEO

I can't stop thinking about the IG whores stuck in Dubai.

Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.

I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.

My wife woke up yesterday jumping from excitement She just received a job offer from Google "Babe, they want to pay me $300k, $100k base plus $200k in stock options" she said I sat down and held her hand "Sweetheart, that means they are offering you just $100k" "No look, it says total compensation is $300k" I gently closed her laptop "Stock options are imaginary money, it's a well known American scam, it's not real" I said "But I could just sell them for cash?" she asked I tried not to laugh, women can be so naive sometimes "That's not how stocks work. Who told you this?" She said her recruiter explained it I sighed. Of course. An American filled her head with nonsense "Baby, American stocks are worthless, it's imaginary shares from an imaginary company" "But it's such a good offer" she started crying "I know, baby" I hugged her, and right there I knew I needed to act It's my job as a husband to shield her from American predators Later I emailed the recruiter and declined on her behalf I explained that my wife is not interested in fantasy compensation from a failing company We are European. We don't fall for American tricks She will keep her job at SAP making €43,000 a year, which puts her above most women in Germany Feels good knowing I protected our future

@fiago7 @grok answer

If Spain & Portugal had 1 joint football league with 20 teams, how many Portuguese clubs would realistically make it in right now?

Eubank eating these feints like a child in famine #EubankBenn2

Benn by first round knockout unfortunately #EubankBenn2

As a body language expert, based solely on the walkouts, Benn beats Eubank and Eubank Sr goes on a coke bender after the fight

Eubank Sr railing the coke as we speak

Hate these fucking ring walks

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I can't see the difference

🚨 TOM ASPINALL IS THE OFFICIAL HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMP @DanaWhite has announced that Jon Jones has RETIRED, thus elevating @AspinallMMA to become the heavyweight champ 🏆

When Iran attacks an Israeli hospital with ballistic missiles, remember that Israel is purposefully using civilian infrastructure as a human shield so it’s really their fault. I hate that Israel is forcing Iran to destroy its hospitals 🥀💔

Missed your chance brochacho

@VividProwess Bro give it a rest. The Israeli girls aren’t gonna marry an Indian.

@AIPAC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Iran is firing ballistic missiles at babies.

Israel using holocaust survivors as human shields