[museum date au]
bruce: i'd kiss you but it said not to touch the masterpieces
thor: well someone has to pin the artwork to the wall
steve: [into walkie-talkie] sir those idiots are fucking in the east wing again
thor: [drunk]
tony: how did i never notice?
bruce: n-notice what?
tony: that you two were into each other!
thor: if a-ss-gard were to have labels we would be asgaydians
bruce: [chokes on his drink]
tony: i'm changing his phone nickname to that