Steve Czaban

On today's Subscriber Edition of the @CzabeCast I ponder just how emotionally hungover we might have been if Siena had beaten Duke with a lineup about the caliber of Teen Wolf. (Spoiler: I don't think we could have handled it!) @scottlinn_ @stevesolomon

Oh wow. He *actually* makes a choking noise at :05 of this clip. Geezuz.

This shot was wildly irresponsible facing an 8 point deficit, and the clock bleeding out under 5:00 to play. But... it went in. Then Johnston hit two more bombs, and then his only 2-pointer of the season to win the game. Incredible.

Georgia getting thrown out of the club face first tonite by St. Louis and "Dairy Bird" racking up 100 on 'em. This program remains the most unserious & irrelevant D1 power program in the land. Five straight One-n-Done's in March, and 7 of last 8 appearances. Went to the Final Four in '83, and since then have seen exactly ONE(!) Sweet Sixteen.

Faces never lie. This face… is incredible.

One would think it would be easy, right? But my theory is that bandwidth issues prevent truly customizable quad boxes that are audio switchable. And my theory on shitty pre-made quad boxes is that my algorithm has too much golf in it, so it really thought I needed to keep an eye on a random LPGA event on a Thursday!

Generally speaking, YouTubeTV is awesome. I love it. But whomever is “pre-cooking” the quad-boxes has GOT to be trolling us by including one channel that nobody in their fucking right minds would choose willingly!

How soon… is too soon? Asking for a friend. #CzabeVegas

Siena beating Duke as a 16 seed - using just 5 dudes! - would have been too much for any of us to handle. A real “Sweet Dream Pie” that would have left us drunk and delirious. We deserved it. But it would have been too much.

Yeah. And Butchy used to never shut up about the perils of West coast travel on sports, when I refused to believe it!

Of course. “Jimmy Driveway” gonna win this game… on a TWO. Can’t script it.

These tip-tip reviews on OOB calls are the ultimate bastardization of the spirit of Dr. Naismith’s beautiful game.

Beware the white kid who did nothing growing up but take monster threes from the end of his suburban driveway.

Boy, is Hunter going to be shocked what the rest of his life is gonna look like. Good luck, buddy. @CzabeCast

It was bad enough that Dick Vitale and Charles Barkley decided to turn a live basketball game into an (ill-informed) podcast. But Charles' lack of understanding on the issue is just off-the-charts. Viewers deserve better. Good for BA to at least try to explain it.

The amount they pay the currently (very good!) part time officials is pennies in the big picture. And yet… the owners are convinced it’s still too much. Mystery, solved.

There was a @PaulCharchian takeover on the @CzabeCast today, as he hit me with his "10 Best" questions about life and more! Get it wherever you get your pods!

Good for Miami. Ball don't lie.

"Pencils down!" Looks like a C- to me. At best. Enter this piece of shit, at your own risk. @MarchMadnessMBB

And then we have the 2-sheet version of the "GargantuBracket" suitable for wall mounting or just being able to read without a jewelers loupe! drive.google.com/file/d/18C8eGE…