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His grandma was speaking english

@_HMSP The two dollars is to aspire for bacon. To dare to dream. It’s another 2.50 to see it realized tho.

"There are some lessons only disgrace can teach you."

Dating a handsome man is so nice, like awww look at your face 😭

I don't think being romantic requires a lot of money.... I think it requires creativity & thoughtfulness... and that's some of Yall problem

Hearing a man say “I was going to” is such a turn off because 1. you didn’t. And 2. you’re lying

it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over

i highly recommend having hobbies. it distracts you from things like, falling in love.

All strapless bras need to be taken off the shelves. A total recall. We do not have the technology yet

there is something beautiful about having long term friends that have witnessed multiple versions of you and loved you unconditionally through each version

date sweet men. men who are calm. men who can articulate themselves. men who are soft spoken. men who are patient with you. men who respect both you and themselves . men who are kind to you. men that are gentle. men who have self control.

If your grown daughter did this you would have all the heat in the world for her and not a single laugh.

if i see a nice fit, nice face, nice food, or sumn funny, imma like it