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Caribou (@caribouband) to release new album Our Love. Listen to "Can't Do Without You" p4k.in/S44lSs

Is quickly pulling off a prisoner's head less cruel than a lethal injection? onion.com/1nkOCIY

Kay Jewelers Recalls 2 Million Cursed Wedding Rings onion.com/1kwlYDf

"We will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble." onion.com/1qYAeXw

Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity onion.com/OLINZe

87% Of Man’s Memories Shame-Based onion.com/1iv4fMR

Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom.

Study Links Meat, Sugar Consumption To Early Death Among Those Who Choose To Be Happy In Life onion.com/1gScXm6

To be clear: I’m not racist. Some of my favorite history months are black.

.... The president has seen my boobs

Sufjan Stevens: "Most days I wake up and wish I was @MacMiller" p4k.in/1lP2BH8

In Focus: Kanye West Confirms He's Working On New Solo Child youtu.be/74PTvQct6UQ

Dungeon Keeper Review Simulator: jonathancresswell.co.uk/dungeonkeeper/ (by @jonathanEx)

Russia Applauds America's Efforts To Exclude Gay Athletes From Professional Sports onion.com/1e4toZl

Trojan Unveils New 3-Piece Formal Condoms onion.com/Mtafu0

"Grammy day is my favorite day in the whole wide world!" – Thom Yorke onion.com/1f1q3wo

Sick Fucks Line Up To Gape At Dead Body onion.com/1fbPiOU

New Leather-Bound Notebook To Really Unleash Area Woman's Creativity onion.com/LPM5u4

Beauty Industry Announces Massive New Initiative To Make Women Self-Conscious About Their Palms onion.com/19IOmBt

Netflix Instant Thinking About Adding Good Movie onion.com/1hsgjxE