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@Smogolem @jullin161 Why would anyone disagree
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@skippythefourth @Treydemark_ Tbf that's probably the dirtiest, least maintained joycon 2 of all tike
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@Treydemark_ Did you see the video of the switch 2 Joycon drifting at a target display
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@SchikeyChecky @FeastInjection @TerryHB_ @FerrisWheelPro Yes they do? They sold like shit because they had shit games
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@DDDmachinex @FeastInjection @TerryHB_ @FerrisWheelPro "they didnt have good games"
so exclusives dont matter then
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It's almost like exclusives matter!
BoTalksGames@BoTalksGames
This store has had stock since launch every time I’ve checked The Pokopia Effect.
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@CRoFerrei @JacienV @SsbmV80363 @GhaithDalhoumi It's not required. I think there was some weird tingle minigame on the gba screej
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@JacienV @SsbmV80363 @GhaithDalhoumi Really? What would be the parts that require a GBA? (I’ve never reset this one)
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🚨Nintendo just dropped a killer GameCube emulation upgrade on Switch 2! ❤️🔥
With app update 1.6.0 + system 22.0:
- Sticks feel way more accurate and natural
- Input lag massively reduced
- New HDR-compatible CRT shader for that authentic retro vibe
- Sharper, more consistent visuals overall
GameCube games have never felt this good on modern hardware, pure joy! 🎮✨
#NintendoSwitch2 #GameCube #NSO #Switch2Update #RetroGaming #nintendo
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@sylilkal @kuroitoribenkyo @AnAverageGamerX I'm not saying it's a kiddy device, just saying that the kids are the target demographics of the games. The local multiplayer is definitely a big part though, does explain why they let less interactive games like stadium, coloseum, etc on home consoles
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@DDDmachinex @kuroitoribenkyo @AnAverageGamerX It's not because handhelds are for "kids"
In a interview game freak has said its because it allows players to take their ds to their friends, and do in person trades, battles, and more
This has been a thing since the gameboy, and shows via things like swsh always in local mode
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It’s wild how mainline Pokémon games have stayed rooted in cartridges, even as the series moved onto the main home consoles.
xo@dilfgirl0
pokopia has released a nostalgia in me that hasn’t been fed since i was like 13 years old
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@FeastInjection @TerryHB_ @FerrisWheelPro Ok and they didnt have good games, at least games worth the power difference
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@DDDmachinex @TerryHB_ @FerrisWheelPro Because good games don't need powerful hardware.
Just good gameplay.
"under"powered would imply it's basically unplayable.
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@superkooldud @ChaiDeluxe TMNT collars with anything, and the other 2 are near death.
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@DDDmachinex @ChaiDeluxe Not really. We’re still getting Megaman, TMNT, and Avatar. And thats not even mentioning the non SEGA characters already in the game.
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Anyone who says this franchise is washed is just outright wrong I’m sorry bro.
JOLLY J✨@DynamoSuperX
I love how it's basically like the super smash bros mural. It keeps getting bigger.
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@kuroitoribenkyo @AnAverageGamerX Don't see why pokemon would care about that, they just wanted to stick on handhelds for the kids. Nintendo isn't stupid enough to put a disk in a portable device, so they just always stayed on cart
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@AnAverageGamerX …..is THAT the reason they waited till Switch???
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@FeastInjection @TerryHB_ @FerrisWheelPro "They weren't underpowered, the wii was" soooooo how is the wii u nor underpowered
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日本語
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@DDDmachinex @RecallMyName @ToadlyToad You...prefer interrupting your fingers moving the character to go touch the screen?
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The first game im playing on my Switch 2
This is a moment in history
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@FeastInjection @TerryHB_ @FerrisWheelPro You're delusional if you think the wii u is remotely powerful
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@DDDmachinex @TerryHB_ @FerrisWheelPro They werent underpowered. The wii was, the xbox and ps3 were just overpriced
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@TILFURTHRNOT1CE @AzeriaRBRN Ok but what exclusive flying moves, you said moves
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@DDDmachinex @TRIPSTER0 @ToadlyToad I'd assume the main thing here is OLED vs LED. You can play in 1080 handheld on S2 now.
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@ChaiDeluxe Most of them are Sega franchises brother 😭
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@DDDmachinex tbhhh I don’t think he’d be able to get this many franchises in this game if the series was still washed and on deaths door
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@TrueHypeStrong @OBE1plays And yet it reviewed well
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@OBE1plays Pokopia lol what are you 10? Baby mode gaming 😂
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Yeah, Resident Evil Requiem and Pokopia still the only two games worth mentioning for Game Of The Year so far. Only system with BOTH games is Switch 2!
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@NintendoAUNZ What was that skip 😭 no NSMB outside of U deluxe, no galaxy 1, no sunshine?
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@SynicalGaming1 @Light_88_ Yeah so not at all? Or do you mean catching, because that game has great catching mechanics
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@DDDmachinex @Light_88_ It would be the same way they made it in Legends Arceus.
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🚨Winds and Waves leak🚨
In Pokémon Winds and Waves, you will be able to catch Pokémon in real-time without the need for turn-based combat (and without restrictions). Additionally, you will be able to choose whether to catch Pokémon through traditional turns or in real-time.
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@NehemiaszWilk @DreddSnail What the hell is that note
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@DreddSnail People don't know what pedophilia is and misuses this word many times. From DSM-5:
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>best pedophile in fiction
>look inside
>minor whose youngest attraction is a 3 year difference
>minor whose biggest age gap is with women older than him
I hate tourists so much.
holyitadori@holyitadori
“Say, Scott. She was 17 years old, right?” “OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW MANY TI-… wait a minute… You’re-!” “I guess my title as The Best Pedophile In Fiction is finally being challenged!”
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