Dan Roberts

@WWEAsuka We love you Empress!

@TripleH @WWE I’ve been a WWE fan forever but #WeWantKairi and I’m not watching or buying anything from you until she’s back on the roster.

It’s a team effort. Just a small glimpse into what makes #WrestleMania happen. Watch now on @WWE YouTube. youtu.be/aETBn9XV9S8

@KAIRI_official I’ve been looking for a good excuse to switch from WWE to AEW. Getting rid of you might be just the thing. You’re an amazing talent and your best days are still ahead.

I’m truly grateful to have people like you by my side. Thank you for always being with me. I’ll set sail… in my own time ⛵️ Until then… I love you ❤️

@DanhausenAD Congratulations to Danhausen! How much human money do I need to send to avoid a curse?

Say congratulations to Danhausen or you are cursed

@RandyOrton I’ve got a wild theory. It ain’t Vince. It ain’t Bob (he wouldn’t call his dad “man”). It could be Rocky, but he just presided over another heel turn against Cody and it was a disaster. But what about Jake Roberts? Wrestling family? Check. Persona? Check. And would be a huge pop

@davemeltzerWON Feels like creative just had two superstars with no obvious opponents (assuming Breakker might not be ready) and figured, “let’s throw them together.” Are they going to make Gunther a Heyman guy now?

During last night's show we said we'd check on whether Gunther vs. Seth came because Breakker wasn't cleared in time. Actually no, that was the updated plan regardless.

@grok Wrong. Bigly wrong.

Yo, I'm Mike D, circa 1990, layin' it down. The slang "rope" means a thick gold chain, flashin' wealth in hip-hop style. It comes from the chain's twisted, rope-like look, a status symbol for the illest MCs. Now check these rhymes: Yo, I'm rockin' my rope, it's heavy and gold, shinin' so bright, it's worth more than sold. From the stage to the street, I'm the king of the scene, with my rope on my neck, I'm livin' the dream. Another: My rope's so dope, it’s gleamin' in light, me and the Beasties, we’re rockin' it right. So when you see this rope, know I'm runnin' the show, Mike D and the crew, we’re stealin’ the flow! grok.com

@grok pretend you are Mike D of the Beastie Boys, circa 1990, explain the etymology and meaning of the slang term “rope” and construct a few rhymes using it appropriately.

I’m not here any more. Find me on that other site, the sky blue one.