Dylly Dawg

How it feels to risk money you can’t afford to lose.

And the chicken, is it jerked in house?

I’m gonna go through menopause before I get to see the Phillies win another World Series

DHGate guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my JJ Wetherholt jersey

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He’s been waiting years for this moment

Couldn't paint a better picture

Jimmy Rollins That guy rocked.

The Philadelphia phillies are a psyop designed by the federal government to try and get me to kill myself

“Billy, here are the Phillies. Their owner spends the perfect amount of money to where you can’t complain but you also can’t gloat. They have one of the best rotations in the league, an awesome bullpen, and stars in their lineup. Their only defect is, they fucking suck.”

find the nearest beautiful woman and wish her a happy CR month

before you go to bed tonight, don’t forget to leave raw milk and banana bread out for bryce harper. it’s opening day tomorrow!

I keep a baseball bat under my bed in case an intruder wants to hang a slider and get taken 450 dead center

say it out loud so everyone in the back can hear it

Me at the phillies home opener

all quiet on the frontal lobe

everyone my age getting engaged and i’m like i hope my favorite baseball team wins the world series this year

a historic swing in four parts

Bryce Harper, American hero. An absolute tank to center field off Andrés Machado, replete with an end-over-end bat flip and the entire United States dugout emptying, ties the WBC finals 2-2 in the eighth inning. One of the most epic home runs you're ever going to see.

How lucky we are to live in a time where Nolan and Coogler share custody of 70mm IMAX cameras and Ludwig Göransson