Captain Mush.

"Doctor on duty was called to come and asses the patient, he said he was having sugarless uji and cabbage for supper and he couldn't manage to come because the ambulance driver said there was no fuel."

This really could be Al-Nassr's year... 🏆💭

Arsenal assistant coach, Miguel Molina showing off a chart representing the Arsenal DNA, which Mikel Arteta lives by, on a video call earlier today.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 Former US hostage negotiator says Iranians are tougher negotiators than the Taliban.

🗣️| Micah Richards on the Premier League title race: “When we talk about has Arsenal bottled it, they have not bottled it. They just opened the door for Manchester City. They can do it.” [Sky] #afc

Kenya is in talks with Turkish firm Yapi Merkezi Holdings AS to electrify the Chinese-built SGR railway. The upgrade would align it with the electric railway currently under construction in Uganda

Na unajua shida ilianza wapi? The rain started beating us when you allowed women to define for you what masculinity is. There are all out here telling us what real men do and what you’re doing is wrong. Its a pattern I am seeing,Men being treated like a gender that needs to have some correction done on them so that they can fit in accordingly to the spectrum of what women think masculinity should be. Hapo ndio mambo imeharibika. Because now we have all these new group of men trying so hard to fit in the womens perspective. Tunawaita Kinuthias. And these kinuthias are very brutal to the other men who refuse to bend,they are even more brutal than the women. Lakini cha muhimu ni kuelewa kwamba masculinity cannot be taught. Masculinity is developed. Its an innate fluid instict in men that is shaped by their esoteric experience. You cannot just say a man should not do this,simply because your expirience forbids it. For example kitu kama kuchapa bibi,sisemi ni msuri uchape bibi lakini kuna mahali unafaa unachuna yeye. Sababu kama huyu wangu nilimtumia mia tano ya supper alafu sahii napata amepika cabbage. Niambie kama huyo hutachuna? Masculinity Tawe!

We play a struggling Newcastle United side this weekend. I hope we don’t make them look like a prime Barcelona side. Please @Arsenal.

It will be impossible for Ruto to be the leader of the opposition while serving time in Kamiti Prison!

🗣️| @IanWright0: “Watching Eze, Ødegaard and Havertz (against Man City), we created the kind of chances that we should have taken. We should have taken them. “When you watch City, they do give chances up and if you’re going to be ruthless, you take them and Arsenal could have won that game. “Haaland had one chance, bam, took it, so I’m a lot better now because now what they’ve got to do is be ruthless with everything.” [@WeAreTheOverlap] #afc

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Iran is rejecting US President Donald Trump’s claims that there is division inside the country and among Iranian officials and government figures. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/3dd2tg

Gachagua nikama alisunda msogoro sawasawa. Tangu apige media tour kuongea na wana Inchi kavu, hadi serkali waliacha kupeana ID.

"Department ya Radiology nataka tulete Gidi na Ghost "

🚨“The Strait of Hormuz will remain blocked until $11 trillion in frozen Iranian assets are released. If no proposal is presented within the next 48 hours, the ceasefire may end.” Abbas Araghchi

Kitui East, Rural and South Constituencies are ready to cut short the plunder that's currently happening at statehouse. In 3 years, William Ruto budget has surpassed what Uhuru used in 10 years, 6 times what Mwai Kibaki used and thrice what Daniel Moi used in 24 years. WanTam

Evanson Muriithi was hit by a stray bullet in the left shoulder on 18th March in Marima during protests. He stayed in hospital for 8 days and is back to his day labourer hustle.

It's shameless and really disappointing that people can sit openingly ,confess to serious crimes and we just move on like it's nothing.

Someone revealed that Mama Brian Odhiambo received 554k. I don’t know the reason why she ended up with 110k.

Gituku: How come the prices on 14th April were determined late in the night? How come the President had to rush the following day to announce that the VAT was being reduced to 8%? One wonders why, because Parliament was in operation, it was in existence. It is possible in this country to recall people for a special sitting to conduct important business, even if it means impeaching a DP. Why didn’t we see that proactivity happening in the weeks to 14th April? The National Treasury CS has no power to reduce the VAT from whatever it is by the extent of 50%. He has only the power to reduce it up to 25% #CitizenNewsGang @SamGituku