Dave Cal

@YFIHQ Frank Bruno

A pre fame 16 year old on his way to a David Bowie concert in London, 1973. Who knows who he is?

@Everton What an incredible speech, you can see why he's so much thought of by all the staff 💙

Thank you, Seamus. 💙

@maximossilver One of the most used sayings . " You've had more holidays than Judith Chalmers"

Awww Judith Charmers has died .. us lot of a certain age will remember her from the legendary bbc show holiday .. fond memories of that show RIP.

@NeilMuirhead6 @ALANMYERSMEDIA @TerryMythenefc Think you better proof read what you posted Neil 😂 I mean we've probably all done it.

@ALANMYERSMEDIA @TerryMythenefc That's some gift that to be honest, I've touched myself going down the tunnel 👍

Seamus will love that! Great idea 👏

I've never given a shiney shite about England, even more so now. Hope they go out in the group stages. Can't be arsed hearing that fuckin "it's coming home" shit for a month.

@BumbleCricket Went on a stag do to York, got beaten up, never been back.

Gentle pub crawl in home city of York … it really is a gorgeous city .. some good ales and people watching .. life’s good

Dear West Ham fans. Don't rely on Everton to keep you up. Yours truly All Everton fans.

@maximossilver 👍

Does anyone else get pissed off when you text mate and all they reply with is a thumbs 👍 up emoji... it's fucking lazy.

KDH on par with DCL on one on ones.

@paulsetter2 @Everton @richarlison97 What a fuckin ridiculous thing to say.

@Everton @richarlison97 Why are the club wishing happy birthday to a bang average crock that no longer plays for the club?🤷‍♂️

Happy birthday, @richarlison97! 🇧🇷🎂

In what world is Anthony fuckin Gordon good enough to play for Bayern Munich ?

@henrywinter It's called tackling, a dying art sadly in this day and age.

Football needs a long look at itself, its Laws, its consistency of application, officiating standards and use of VAR when you can pull an opponent’s hair and get a three-game ban and go in hard on an opponent, endangering them, Keane on Doku, and get just a yellow 🤷 #EVEMCI

I hope this is the game plan as this is fuckin embarrassing.

Don't watch much Scottish football and I expect he's usually shite but I do like that Diamande.

Cheerio West Ham 👋

It's a quandary as to who is the biggest whinging cunt. Klopp or Slot.

Konate gets away with them pushes every fuckin game. Absolute carthorse that cunt.

Just at an Evening with Duncan Ferguson and the first thing he said when he came on stage is "Who the fuckin hell signed Barry ? "

Season over according to some. Now I know I'm no mathematician but even I can work out that we're still only 3 points off 6th.

@Sidney65606346 I'm saying it and I'm not even watching.

Is anyone else repeatedly saying “Fuck off Barry!”? Everton