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no, im not a n*zi. no im not phobic. yes im lgbtq+ friendly. yes im rank 1 in every game i play. yes i meow at my girlfriend.

@jakenbakeLIVE riot HQ… hmmmmmmm

When I went to Riot HQ a few days ago I saw this girl with an owl pointing lasers at crows… 🐦‍⬛ I guess it’s to keep the annoying birds at bay, but can someone share the science behind it? 🧐

@megasett holyyyyyyyy

this morning i made blueberry pancakes with blueberry syrup

@imalicenine he was some buns

was metro ever actually good at soldier i swear that guy is like C tier 76 at best he always lowkey looked like a bot to me

ppl like this really exist in 2026

@kaerisake hi kaeri, hi cat, hi piplup

gm

@chibiayart same…

@mkdir__m oughhhh adas polo my beloved

Uncultured white coworkers think it’s weird that I eat rice with yogurt when asked what each of our comfort foods are.

it’s funny that mfs just always try to aoe gaslight when the truth surfaces. we know u like kids u fuckin weirdo!!

@neeshnoo thank u neesh #GayLevel100ChineseBananaBaby

happy pride month to all my lesbian gay bisexual trans + everythin else followas, love U guys #BeWhoUAre #Ally #GayLevel100ChineseBananaBaby

happy pride, queer gang 👊

@ouilizard such a professional cat

being annoying like his mom

@jellymisuu same

if i had big knockers i wld do every boob trend on twitter

@pyraplup no srsly, why is an anniversary celebration forcing people to play 100+ games of overwatch for a silly title? just toxic design

can the overwatch community have a healthy discussion about how many of us have been collectively crashing out over two titles it should probably be a sign that the reward structure needs another look and how events are done in general because im so serious this was exhausting 🥹

@pochxii gay obama:

#NewProfilePic gay obama: let me be queer

@MrGMYT yes!

Do you think Eversong Woods & Ghostlands should be added to Classic+ and physically connected to the Eastern Kingdoms map?

flight facilities my beloved..

im heavily considering coaching teams in overwatch, i havent done it in this game before but i have coached in several other games as well as having A LOT of knowledge when it comes to overwatch. ive competed professionally in games before (under different aliases), and have a thorough understanding of the games fundamentals. if any mutuals have small teams (could be anything) and need coaching, dm me! i may or may not be able to fully commit, but i would be interested in talking.

@MrsSmorc @Smorcthegoat THANK U

@Smorcthegoat @derptdg

Tonight my husband @Smorcthegoat made me “Green Goddess” dish! Absolutely so impressed!🥹

@x62904 i think if they somehow found a way to implement qing for m+, then m+ would be more enjoyable for casual players. like i get the argument that the game is an MMO and not a q simulator, but idk.

guys come on, unironically, why do we get so mad about people wanting soloq? there’s no reason you can’t have soloq and lfg. league had a queue system and a custom game list for years, and no one is deluded enough to think that keys will be absolutely perfect sunshine and rainbows with soloq. there will still be ragnaros prot paladins folding over first pull and leaving, the nice thing would be that you could have some form of matchmaking the social aspect: how is playing with people anti social? my bad i don’t wanna sit in lfg for 16 hours writing funny notes on my key requests only to get declined because im not a fotm reroller or a liquid player, if you have enough friends pugging a key is very easy but a lot of people have jobs, families and lives and this would be a big time scrape another argument i see: something about only high key level players wanting this, when i feel soloq would literally be beneficial to little casuals running 3s but whatever let’s be angry and annoyed at literally nothing the most successful games in the world all have soloq/duoq and the matchmaking is aids at extremely HIGH level ranking such as league challenger and overwatch top 500 because of skill disparity (high end players in wow mostly know each other and have each other in discord often times they are missing a tank or a healer they will just spam their friend lists and get someone in the key, they either don’t need soloq or need it for 1 spot) and in low elo its aids because of smurfing because you have a high elo guy beating children, but wow is pve so a 4k io guy with a bunch of shitters could actually be really nice

@durpeehooves atp can’t tell if they’re baiting or genuinely just the most stupid creatures on this planet

What sense does this make Bro