Tessa Tickle

But that’s what you all wanted! A rejection of pencil necked liberal intellectual dorks talking about reality. You wanted to “own the libs” and that’s what you got! The low class garbage was your aspiration and a symbol of you were fighting against

just sprayed a perfume i was given for free and someone walked in the room and said “oh god what’s that SMELL??”

I don’t think that’s true, she always embraces Nikki but also why wouldn’t an Oscar and BAFTA winner, Emmy nominated actor not consider themselves a “serious” actor?

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there’s a moment in community where Pierce is trying to indimiate shirley out of something and he says “I will shatter your world” and it is truly, unfortunately the funniest line delivery on the entire show

you're legally required to say "OH big stretch" when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch

Why are there so many men who willingly admit they do not mind having sex with women who don't want to?

Pride Quotes

once you turn 20 this just becomes the cycle of your life

Being insane is so much more fun when you’re 22 and undiagnosed. Actually I’m just remembering it wasn’t, but I am idealizing blacking out and dancing at the club to forget instead of staying awake anxious hyperfixating on if my dog is ok and the morality of mouse traps

Every time I see a tweet of this genre I hear George Costanza yelling this in my head

we're going to see unprecedented levels of teens playing on the street this summer, followed by unprecedented levels of curtain-twitchers posting photographs of teens on facebook going "WHOS KIDS R THESE. WHY ARE THEY OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. I HAVE NOTIFIED THE POLICE"

The neurodivergent urge to scream “but I was right” five years after you make a prediction that everyone else ignored

"My intention is to grow with the company" Receives a job offer with higher pay :

too weird, too fat, too loud, too much

Tennessee is sending letters to immigrant parents of disabled and terminally ill children enrolled in a last-resort public health program — kids on ventilators, kids with cancer, kids in wheelchairs - telling them that if their child keeps receiving medical care after June 30, the state will report them to ICE. This program has existed for over 50 years. It has never required immigration status. Until now. Children's Special Services is Tennessee's last-resort public health insurance program for low-income kids with the most severe disabilities and life-threatening illnesses - kids with no other coverage, no other options. The state just sent letters to at least 90 Nashville families giving them an impossible choice: keep your child alive, or stay invisible. One mother, Gabriella, has a 10-year-old son born with spina bifida who requires near-monthly emergency care. They're six months from a final ruling on their asylum case. She said if they're sent back to Honduras, "he's not going to make it." Here's the part that should make your head explode: the law Tennessee is using to justify this explicitly applies only to people 18 and older. These are children. Pediatricians, advocates, and lawmakers are all saying the state is misapplying its own law to reach kids it was never meant to cover. The Tennessee Justice Center says the directive is unlawful and is preparing a legal challenge. But families are afraid to come forward as plaintiffs. Because coming forward means being seen. The state health department has not responded to a single press request for comment. What kind of government sends a letter to the mother of a child on a ventilator and calls it immigration enforcement? 📷 Jose Carlos Cerdeno/Getty #DemsUnited

sending your kid to school reeking of weed is so gutterbutt

PSA: Stephen A. Smith does not speak for the black community! He speaks for the 🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝🦝