Djohnmark
350 posts


Spiders learn our routines so if you ever find a spider in your house just know you're not following your routine
𝑨𝒚𝒐 x 𝑮𝒂𝒅𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒓𝒐𝒏 𝑯𝒖𝒃@arrakunrin
Tell me a random fact that you think is super cool
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@_genterm_ @lporiginalg Qc3 is not checkmate. Qe5 blocks the mate, you can see the evaluation bar on the left never says mate in 1 on that turn.
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@Nehmmignon Don't be gentle with it. There's nothing I hate more than ayys.
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What difference does it make?
thysbe@thysbe1
Got matched with the guy in front of me he didn’t realize I could see the board from his side 😭 🤣
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@klusek_spaslak This may be true but i heard the pope said that democracy doesnt ALWAYS work. So he's actually really based and trad and is going to lead the next crusade any day now
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Every once in a while, a group of Catholics catch the RC Church in a lie, then speedrun the reformation. This proves that the creation of protestantism was inevitable, a matter of 'when', not 'if'.
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
Please provide the chapter and verse in the New Testament that fundamentally rules out the death penalty, and then please explain how nobody in the Church for about 2,000 years noticed that verse until Pope Francis came along and declared, in contradiction to two millennia of Church teaching, that actually the death penalty is "inadmissible" in all cases
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@NoContextCrap @Djohnmark1 dude this might be the penultimate use of viscous.
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Oh shoot. I was fine with Jimmy Kimmel getting fired, but apparently they also went after a comedian?
Chris Hayes@chrislhayes
The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.
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@mattbramanti @gumanku this is the penultimate way to ontologically use this word
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“Cheering for a political assassination is bad.”
Smash Player: “Any other Neo Nazi chuds wanna agree with this?!?”
Ah yes. The classic, “NOT killing your political opponents”, that Nazis were so famous for…
These people vote btw
Chowder 🐺@imbrownonline
if any other smashers wanna also take a second to out themselves as neo nazi chud losers please go right ahead
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