Don't be that Guy

Graduated 5 years ago.... Still hangs out with high schoolers. #dontbethatguy

Plays varsity once... Acts like a total hardass. #dontbethatguy

Gets mad.... Punches himself. #dontbethatguy

His favorite team is..... Whoever is winning. #DontBeThatGuy

Tries to suck his own dick..... #DontBeThatGuy

Picked a #16 to beat a #1.... #DontBeThatGuy

Still says YOLO... #DontBeThatGuy

Wears socks... With sandals. #dontbethatguy

Gets hit in dodgeball Doesn't go out. #dontbethatguy

Fakes an injury To skip running... #dontbethatguy

Is losing in a video game...... Shuts off the system. #dontbethatguy

5..4..3..2..1.. Air ball. #dontbethatguy

Flirts with his friend's girlfriend. #dontbethatguy

Thinks Obama is a good president. #Dontbethatguy

Acts like a hard ass... In P.E. #DontBeThatGuy

Family picture... Flips off camera. #dontbethatguy