Duke Pretti Good

How do I pin this to my timeline?

The LED headlights just paid for themselves in my own enjoyment. Cruisin' back to the house, got the new headlights on. Life is good. Approach an intersection, 'bout 60 yards. Someone is at the four way, they see me, they flash their high beams. I Smile. I ponder, aloud, in my car: "Oh? You think *THOSE* are my high beams. Behold, for I obtained **the sun**. *click* They panic, flash their lights a bit and swerve a touch (like, 5 mph). I click my highs off. Today they learned an important lesson. I am indeed, the bigger asshole.

@bandodger @MaxNordau Where did you get that number from?

@DukePrettiGood @MaxNordau That self deportation number is based on the results of a survey of 65k people. Less people participated last year so they calculated that illegal populations have declined. The problem with that is ofc when you run on mass deportations less illegals are going answer the survey.

The groyper demoralization op is mad about this.

@Patn69537 @MaxNordau Because we have one of the largest economies in the world and a gigantic border that would take insane logistics to actually protect it. And I ain't talking about just the Mexican border.

@DukePrettiGood @MaxNordau Why

@Grap3s33doil @rawsalerts Oh you're an Epstein cultist ok.😂 Your retardation makes a lot more sense now.

@DukePrettiGood @rawsalerts We wouldn't have to fight at all if Israel didn't have it's filthy genocidal hands up our president's asshole. You're being lied to by an orange pedophile.

🚨#BREAKING: Starting April 20, 2026, the U.S. Army will raise the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42 years old and remove the waiver requirement for individuals with a single prior conviction for marijuana possession.

@ekaneomics @politicalmath Nah as a former retail worker I gotta side with the employee on this one. People are too goddamned demanding when you're on break. They see a uniform and think you're supposed to dance for them. Retail would be great if it weren't for the customers.

@politicalmath My grandpa walked into a Target. Saw an employee walking "Hey, where are the [Widgets]?" *long, slow look* "I'm on break." *continues walking* *Grandpa leaves store and doesn't return for the rest of his life*

It's funny to me what experiences cause people to abandon a brand Ten years ago, I was taking my kids to the beach. I stopped by Jersey Mike's to grab some food for the fam. They took my order but neglected to mention that they had just taken a 20 sandwich order from the guy in front of me. I had already paid. I waited for my food. I checked on my kids (still in the van). I waited. I asked how long. They said "almost". It was not almost. It took 40 minutes. My kids were crying. The entire trip was ruined. I have not been back to Jersey Mike's. I will never go back x.com/SandyofCthulhu…

@libsoftiktok If you look at him and see someone deserving to live you have something wrong with your head.

JUST IN: Bairon Posada-Hernandez, the criminal illegal alien who reportedly shoved an 83yo Veteran onto the NYC subway tracks, is now being charged with M*RDER after the 83yo died from his injuries. This illegal had been deported 4 times and has a long criminal history. Democrat policies protect criminal aliens like him

@BigBoris_2 Not to mention they say that because of the Epstein files. Which is weird, because the Epstein files show Trump had no involvement in that shit, and also called the cops on Epstein himself. And also Epstein was directly involved with trans being pushed on kids.

The “Trump is a pedophile” stuff really falls flat when it’s coming from the same people that keep interfering with the one federal agency that’s currently trying to deport a bunch of child rapists.

@bandodger @MaxNordau Sure did. dhs.gov/news/2026/01/2…

@DukePrettiGood @MaxNordau That did not happen lmfao

@MrWhiteAF @MaxNordau @chb2xx Dumbass. dhs.gov/news/2026/01/2…

@DukePrettiGood @MaxNordau @chb2xx Post the proof

@DanielsonB92 @gatorgar @PinoAmericano Meh, they supplied mostly to China. It won't hurt our prices as badly as it does the eastern hemisphere. Ukraine and Russia are feeling it more than we are. Especially with us securing Venezuela first.

@DukePrettiGood @gatorgar @PinoAmericano Well, they(Israel) brought it on themselves 🤷‍♂️ The prices are going to suck.

Unfortunately this needs to be said: As an Independent and Trump voter, I formally condemn everyone on the right who is attacking Erika Kirk, rooting for the Iranian regime to bomb us, blaming the Jews for everything, and saying that Butler was staged. I do not agree with them. I do not condone their behavior. I will not show them respect. I will not support them or their causes. If you’re one of the imbeciles spreading these lies designed to destroy America, I’ll pray for you to see the error of your ways.

@bandodger @MaxNordau With 22,000 agents and people who just cry online, 1 million in the first year of direct deportations and 2 million self deportations, I would say we're doing well enough. (We are doing that).

@DukePrettiGood @MaxNordau Yeah sorry to tell you but anything under 1 million deportations a year isn’t really cutting it. (We aren’t doing that)

@SomeoneeNoName @MaxNordau I call them the jews of Toledo. Since they're turncoats and want to let invaders in, and plus they hate the jooooos.

@MaxNordau Groypers are traitors and democrats

@MrWhiteAF @MaxNordau @chb2xx 3 million in the first year.

@MaxNordau @chb2xx Now do the “mass deportation” numbers

@adeduedumballa @MaxNordau Hell the size of house I grew up in that cost 60k for my parents was going close to 500k under Biden. Now it is closer to 300k.

@adeduedumballa @MaxNordau Yes prices on houses have dropped considerably in the last year. They were 300k+ for a small new home, now it's closer to 200k.

@HitIersTopGoy @MaxNordau Prove it

@MaxNordau Minneapolis is still filled with Somalians and Springfield is still little Haiti

@colhogan69 @MaxNordau What are mass deportations?

@MaxNordau Still no mass deportations.

@DogeBonkBonker @MaxNordau It's easier to put salt in a soup than to take it out.

@MaxNordau Net immigration fell - so its still positive just went from 5m to 2.5m in dallas u cant let in 10m under biden (after 20m under obama) and then deport 1m and declare victory

@SquidVanHelsing @MaxNordau Yes thanks to the Democrats groypers want to vote for randomly.

@MaxNordau There are more illegals in this country now than at the end of Trump's first term. I don't call that a win

@unequalworth @MaxNordau @hisbelovedsleep It's closer to 14 million, and we've already deported 3 million of them within a year.

@MaxNordau @hisbelovedsleep There’s north of 50 million illegals here. He can’t even get Minnesota and California in line but he can sure as hell launch a war for Israel.