Stoned Adulterer

Big fan of whatever’s wrong with them

(this is a stoner joke, not a political endorsement, just to be clear)

So close, @alex_harring!

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@memefan55 Yes. If it can be subpoenaed it can eventually be used against you.

@ElaDarling Does this include the cycle tracker on the health app on iPhones

Reminder to delete your period tracker app and wash your makeup brushes.

Of all the fucking nights to lose my vape

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I was on the road so I didn't co-host this episode; I got to listen to it like it's just a podcast I subscribe to. It's cool to realize that I would totally subscribe to our show, even if I had nothing to do with it. @SovereignSyre and Josh did the hell of a job on this one!

It's more a dig at Utah than anything. And if I meant it that way, it would be the LA part of me talking, not the Texan.

Made it to Moab, UT. 19 hours down, 17 to go! I ate McDonald's tonight because the alternative was paying $30 at a taco shack to see what Utah thinks Mexican food tastes like. Utah, the state that looked at IPAs and thought, "This is GREAT, but it would be better if it were 5%"

@EvilMopacATX 😭😭😭

I'm moving away from ATX, but I have hella hot friends coming in at the same time. Hmu with your best/cheap/rad places to live in Austin,😘

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@trash80child @IllReputePod @SovereignSyre Exactly! It's the dichotomization that I hate. And also, most porn MILFS are childfree and many "Barely Legal" babes are lovely mothers, so it all feels so bass ackwards

@ElaDarling @IllReputePod @SovereignSyre I never had a problem with the MILF label, until porn decided that if you're not "barely legal," you're a MILF. Growing up, I definitely had some buddies moms I had a crush on. Those were MILFs. =D

Me, trying to explain why me and some of my heauxmies don't dig the "MILF" label: youtu.be/ep5oaRzGGYE?si… @IllReputePod @SovereignSyre

@AllieAwesome415 WHY WOULD TRAUMA MAKE YOU NEED URGENT HEALTHCARE LESS??? IT DOES THE THING MORE, WHO TF??

Fuck this shit. I can’t get surgery tomorrow bc my health insurance won’t cover it due to a “trauma exclusion.” This is the first I’m hearing about a trauma exclusion. Why do I have insurance if it has a trauma exclusion??? What. The. Actual. Fuck.

@sexworkceo Masters of Library and Information Science - University of Illinois (my library school was founded by famous Library shitbag, Melville Dewey)

Scholarly SWers— which degree/certification do you have?