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Active crime scene. Alleged shooter in the same building as the President and Vice President of the United States. And someone gets to snap pictures like this of the shooter and then send them to Trump so he could use them on his socials moments later. Totally legit.

I don’t live in the US but a friend who live there just told me about a new version of the American Dream: - A used Toyota Corolla - No credit card debt - A Costco membership - Being able to pay rent without roommates Is this real?

President Trump may start wearing a b-lletproof vest in public, per Fox News.

Photographer Andy Harnik casually snapped pictures during the shooting incident without letting go of his bourbon.

Nuerodivergent people can recognize every pattern except when someone is interested in them.

BREAKING: Trump is the first U.S. president to survive three assassination attempts.

mfs act like being liked by them is a badge of honor. ngga fk you lol

I’m starting to think “be the bigger person” was invented by people who knew they were wrong

CNN’s Dana Bash just asked a Democratic member of Congress if he regrets Democrats saying Donald Trump is bad for the country. This is how fascism wins.

@mkraju Reminds me of when the Titanic was sinking and all the rich people sat around drinking brandy and smoking cigars.

From inside the room at WHCD

62% of Gen Z expect life for them to be worse than previous generations 47% of Gen Z aged 18-29 said they’d rather live in the past Via NBC News

🇺🇸⚡️LIVE: U.S. Heliburn drills just turned explosive as Chinook helicopters unleash live firing runs with another attack helicopter providing full combat support. Heavy firepower in motion. Full battlefield energy.

Anyone else notice how he manages to ruin every fucking weekend?

President Trump is the first U.S. president to survive three as—ssination attempts.

🚨 PEOPLE JUST REALIZED WHAT KAROLINE LEAVITT WAS REALLY DOING — AND NOW EVERYONE’S CONNECTING THE DOTS Be honest... does that look accidental to you?

People get so offended when you’re a quiet person lmao

Being a bully as an adult is top tier loser behavior.

JUST IN: Correspondents’ Dinner shooting suspect was reportedly part of a group called “The Wide Awakes”

The moment when the gentleman from FBI taking out the MP7 from his backpack