El Incidente

@kaltorak18 I'll spare you my glockenspiel

@Sabado_gigante ¡Cómo despierta! ¡Meeller Lite hace los tetas aún más magníficos!

@kaltorak18 All five notes?

@Sabado_gigante to ur urethra which actually WILL enhance teh pleasure when and if you decide to find a precious few QUIET lonely moments in

@Sabado_gigante you can TAKE your deadline and roll it into a FINE BRASS ROD with a little ball on the very tip and then you can slowly inse

@Sabado_gigante OMFG dude i have HAD IT with your HUGE STONE dealines and your CONSTANT badgering about FALLING OUT THIS AND FALLING OUT THA

@Sabado_gigante How long do I have?

@Sabado_gigante And then I'm just too amused to turn my thoughts toward the end of friendships

@Sabado_gigante We can try. "Twat" just doesn't offend me, though. It makes me think of funny words like twasn't and twern't

@Sabado_gigante here's hoping your Domingo is as gigante as your Sabado

These tweets are hell of deep, like your mom's toll chute.

This morning it is raining. But *what* is raining? Is the sky raining? Is a specific cloud above me raining? To what does the pronoun refer?

Watching television, which should honestly be the name of a superpower rather than a broadcast medium.