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I was eating alone at a mexican restaurant once and a group of college kids were chatting over tortilla chips. There was some jabber and then..
"..we had to climb over the bob wire!"
"Dude, did you just say 'bob wire'?"
"Yea man, that spiky shit!"
"You actually think it's called bob wire? Like fucking Robert wire? You think it's called Robert wire?"
"Well what the hell do you think it's called?"
"It's BARB wire you idiot! Like Barbara wire!"
*the third guy* "Oh my god. You guys. BARBED wire. Because the wire has barbs, it is BARBED."
"Oohhhhh!"
"Fucking Robert and Barbara wire. Fuck you guys."
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