Ellie Taylor

@ahbeegayle Nooooo

Just watching a YouTube video called how to lose belly fat at home while eating a whole bag of prawn crackers.

Used to get drunk and bootycall idiots. Now I get drunk and tell my friends I love them and then tweet/text about LOTR, particularly their interpersonal relationships and plot holes #growingup

Radagast tho#myman #lotr

Why aren’t LOTR or the hobbit films on Netflix?! What am I meant to do with my Sundays now ?

Unacceptable weeknight hobbies: drinking margaritas and debating the correct pronounciation of Wednesday and then remixing sexist songs with the word dick to objectify men.

Simply applying for some grad schemes should be enough to secure a place, having an ordeal #helpme

Jos just woke me up to ask if I mind being brought breakfast in bed 😍😍😍😍

Watching SAS Who Dares Wins with one foot poking out of my fluffy blanket to try and understand their pain

@saznaz93 I swear they never go to work, just spend all day in their lovely apartments!

#Lifehack: press snooze then snuggle into your significant other, then let out a bloodcurdling scream as your icy cold iPhone touches your bare skin, waking you both up with a shock ☺️

#lifehack: set your alarm for half an hour before you need to get up for work, therefore enjoying 80 minutes of snoozing before stumbling out of bed and running there anyway.

Mariah Carey is wrong. Have a spicy Bloody Mary, eggs Benedict and a lobotomy gal 👌🏼 twitter.com/i/moments/9496…

Saturday night in with the popcorn maker and a cashmere jumper ☺️#thedream

#wildsaturdaynight I just made the BEST mussels: chorizo, chilli flakes, onion, garlic, spinach and white wine 👌🏼 #livingthedream