Ellen Vander Heyden

overduidelijk het goede antwoord

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

Why were they always stale?

acab includes *sniffle* acab also includes little h-horsie

The Phantom of the Opera:

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

Cult leader Jim Jones used to fake assassination attempts so that his cult would worship him harder. Just thought I’d share that history with everyone

ah thank you i was almost out of hypothetical scenarios to obsessively worry about

Boomers five years ago: “I DO NOT CONSENT TO MY IMAGE OR POSTS BEING USED BY MARK ZUCKERBERG FOR META, FACEBOOK, INSTAGRAM, OR WHATSAPP TO SELL MY DATA. Like and share if you agree!” Boomers today, for some reason: “hey I just uploaded all your baby pictures to ChatGPT and you and all your cousins look like penguins isn’t this cute I’m uploading all the grandkids next”

worst part about working in the music industry with bands directly is watching every single artist throw away all of the gifts fans give them at the end of the night

Broke: Romanized English Woke: re-Germanized English Bespoke: Finnicized English

(stuck in a time loop) Sweetie, I’ve lived this day hundreds of times. Look, that guy is gonna sneeze (doesn’t happen) ok this must be the beta timeline, so that car is gonna run a red light (doesn’t happen) (getting desperate, switching to my Yoda voice) Trust me here you must

remember everytime you use ai , you’re taking away his water

"Yoda, are we going the right way?" "Off course, we are."