elonzowesley

When right wingers hear one song about the working class it's all "America sucks and we're so oppressed"....two seconds later....."America's great! The absolute best." Dang that almost rhymed. But really V confusing.

TFW you spill beer on someone's piano at a Christmas party.

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When they give you a fork with yer pizza.

Someone told me they liked my drip Saturday night. Okaaay.

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TFW you someone blows you off. 👍

How long does it take after going grocery shopping for y'all to eat all the nutella? 1 hour? 1 day?

Always find the corner to lean on at the club.

You try to make things better but you just make them worse.

Counting the days till my next therapy sesh.....⏰⏰⏰⏰

@Jphono1 I think it's actually a pretty good song but also slightly embarrassing. 😎

Welp I used love and light in a song so I guess I'm done.

I've always wanted to work for myself from home and also play music for a living. I do those things, so I guess everything is not T totally terrible.

All you really need is a mason jar.

Fucked up bad this year by holding on to some shit that I could have let go or gotten help for. Please ask for help when you are hurting instead of hurting other people. #PSA

The only thing worse than someone playing Wagon Wheel is trying to play it and not knowing the words.

"Enjoyed your set bud.."