Emma Modiko

…dealing with IT support requires that you act like you don’t have any IT degree. 🙃

and ashwagandha will not help with that heart break chomi.❤️

A year after she stole my husband, my former best friend mailed me an invitation to her baby shower. “Come celebrate our little surprise,” she wrote, adding a smiley face. “Sorry you couldn't give him a son.” I froze,

Her helper asked that they hire her Bf since our gardener was sent back to his home Malawi 😂🤦🏾‍♀️.. so she said okay why not . Now everyday they are like this 😂🥺.. Shaz even said since malome is here upheka kamnandi worse😂😂😂and ons var shem😂 she was even helping him wipe my cars 😂😂 Today in the morning malome said Yooh this tea is hot.. athi yes kettle ya mo ke smeg metsi ateng achisa 😂😂

Her father owned the Union building. Read a book next time, mate.

@Lindy_nzabe They're not used to working, that's why they wanna bring SANDF because she's disturbing their sleep

Jacinta is forcing the government to work and they don’t know what to do🤣.

I can’t shake this feeling .. it’s break up season ..

Jwang bang jesa quality.

My husband certainly didn’t match what my parents afforded me when he met me. I had a better apartment and car even. Luckily I gave him a chance. Today, 15 years later I’ve never worked a day in my life but he’s built a great life for us and our kids.

Why are you a man at 28 without a drivers license ? Gaoka jola le Nurse wago dira yang ?😂😭

@_lizwe Exams at Hall 29 will continue as scheduled tomorrow.

Just ran into an ex while dropping off my car at the dealership. I look good, I smell like a 'girl of now' Unkulunkulu emuhle njalo bazalwane!

i did this cause we werent in a relationship yet, and the next time i saw him he had a chain of hickeys on his neck, i will never forget, changed my brain chemistry permanently😭

This will never be my reality.

when i was a teen my younger sister overheard my mom giving me the sex talk telling me to wait for marriage. my sister then reminded her we were in our parents wedding photos. both parents were silent for two days 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Ndosi: While I was in exile, I stayed in a refugee camp. I didn’t sell bananas in the streets while I was in a foreign country.

I’m running for Mayor of Ekurhuleni because it’s unacceptable that criminals caught on Sizokthola are back on our streets days later. I want to see them in jail, deported if they’re foreign nationals, and kept off our streets for good. I am stepping forward, to deliver real accountability, enforce the law without fear or favor, and make Ekurhuleni safe again.

Tjo 😭 someone is in labour and now we’re being woken up to drive her. My dad is furious asking ‘baby daddy o kae?’ 😭 but also guys… why are we involved?

My Uber driver heard me talking to my mom about children and asked if I have any. He went on to say “Umuntu wakho uyidla ifresh. Isase raw.” and this is exactly why I genuinely find men boring because why do you think it’s okay to say STUPID things like that?