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@NkechiOnome @avrilamaka Go and work and bring money home. Miss us with this crap

Push your brother, father.. and extended family first Show us the houses they’ve built.. And if you want to claim it’s about ‘sexual relationship’ Show us all the people you’ve slept with let’s check their success rate.. If you don’t getaut of here with this rubbish talk

Go and date men in the trenches then and do something worthwhile for humanity with your punani powers.

It’s crazy how the ultimate threat from the average Nigerian wife is “i will give my private part out” That’s the only thing.. NOTHING else. It’s even worse if you didn’t marry the person as a v!rgin So that means you’re being threatened with a pre-fucked pum ? Damn!!

“Everyday” or “Every day”? 👀 1) “Everyday” is an adjective. It describes something common or regular. Example: “These are my everyday shoes.” 2) “Every day” is an adverb phrase. It means “daily.” Example: “I go to work every day.” Did you learn something?😊

I’ve never heard of a case where someone went to report their partner to a Pastor, and the Pastor told them to leave. Feels like part of a Pastor’s obligation is to just beg couples to be together. Husband fit beat Wife nearly wan k!ll am.. She goes to a pastor 99% he’d advice her to stay. Sometimes I wonder why humans go to Pastors for anything at all.. You already know the highest he’ll do is ask you to pray or tell you to kneel let him pray for you Why do you go to such person for anything at all ???

What will happen? She will cheat? And when I find out she go her papa house. Come! this is 2026 cheating na water. Na before men dey blame themselves when their wife cheats. These days we know women cheat because they are dogs (Same thing you people call cheating men btw)

Senseless Nigerian Men, come learn a thing or 2. Do you copy ?

How do you reschedule a flight from 7am to 5:20pm? Nigeria is a crime scene.

Someone said “Fake Pastor” is a tautology sometime last year and I haven’t been able to get over it😭😭😭

Do you know how braindead you have to be ? To believe that a Pastor used prayers to repair fan/fridge/microwave ? It didn’t make you think the Pastor is even an idiot, it didn’t make you realize the Pastor is mocking God, it didn’t make realize it wasn’t God that called that fellow You still go to that person for prayers, join his nonsense where he cries every morning ? You don’t deserve to exist alongside humans with brains.

Worst beating I got was in JSS3. Harmattan cold dey, so I sneak enter kitchen go fetch small hot water to bathe, seminarian con catch me He drew a small circle in the sand, told me to stand in it, then started flogging & counting. If I step out of the circle, he’ll start over 😂

Poor but vaginally distributing good luck to men already doing well. Hallelujah

I really hope women have the money they need because what’s ruining dating in Nigeria is poverty —Man says

Another perfect day to clear up some common misconceptions. Listen: 1. You don't NEED antibiotics when you have a cold. 2. You CANNOT shift anybody's womb. You cannot even reach it. Don't be stupid. 3. Diabetes is NOT caused by adding too much sugar to your garri. 4. For the last time, Typhoid is NOT malaria and malaria is not Tyforce. Stop diagnosing yourself of typhoid everytime you are ill or have a fever or stomach upset. 5. Hypertension ISN'T caused just by too much thinking. 6. You CANNOT "flush" ur system of illness by "pissing all the sickness away". They LIED to you..6. Your body doesn't need daily supplements. Just eat normally and healthy. 7. You do not need a special kind of tea to flush your system. You are not a public toilet. 8. Putting spoon in a person's mouth during a convulsion will NOT stop ANY convulsion. 9. Taking "Hampicloss" after sexual intercourse will NOT protect you from sexually transmitted infections or pregnancy. 10. Stop the daily douching and stop washing your vaginas with antiseptics. You are only exposing yourself to infections. Oh... and this one is very important: Slimming tea CANNOT remove all that fat. It will only make you purge till you are dehydrated (if you are very religious with it) and land you in the accident and emergency of the nearest teaching hospital to you. Go to a Gym, work out and DIET! Pass it on if you care.

People are calling Frank Edoho protest malice against his ex-wife emotional abuse, rightfully so. But let’s also not forget that withholding sex has been used for decades by many women as a form of punishment against men, and society almost normalized it. He upsets her? No sex. Comes home late? No sex. Small misunderstanding? No sex. If emotional withdrawal is toxic, then every form of weaponized affection, intimacy, or communication should be called out too, regardless of who is doing it.

As usual, the focus is always on the man's reaction, never on the action of the woman who provoked it. Woman misbehaves, refuses to accept that she misbehaved, and thus, refuses to apologise. Man reacts by withdrawing affection. Verdict: Man bad, woman good.

Why is this video not going viral? A hospital in Suleje, Nigeria, attending to a dying patient with a touch light? 👀 Have you seen the reason we have high mortality rate in this Nigeria: people dying unexpectedly because of lack of adequate medical care? God forbid our leaders 💔

This girl i have been talking to called me screaming in excitement coz Veekee James just gave birth. I genuinely thought this was my last bustop.💔 We go again.

It was a delay in issuing a death certificate that caused a whole Professor of Surgery, the only Cardiothoracic Surgeon in Akwa Ibom and Deputy CMAC of UUTH to be harrassed by officials of EFCC. Wildly behaved officials that may be just SSCE holders. What a country!