Engineer Jamil

Waaaaa send me 5,000,000 on my MTN if you’re really powerful.👀

But repeating Oboth twice is also a sign of extravagance, wasn’t one Oboth enough?

If you watched House of cards....Mao may be Frank underwood 📌

For now, the government has no Cabinet. President Yoweri Museveni is running the show alone after being sworn in on Tuesday. This means ministers should park government cars and wait for deployment by the president. If you see a minister in a government vehicle, stop him or her and ask them to park the car in the respective ministry parking lot.

Call a sales job, a sales job. Ebyo bi simanya Accounts executive, business development manager nga I’m going to hawk plastic cups & potties is dramatic & unnecessary.

I’m happy for Sheebah. I’m glad she gets to tell her story and shape the narrative.

Tomorrow morning everything we know currently about the speakership race will cease to be true. Lino egwanga oseka bwokaaba😂😂

In Uganda, you’re serious alone😭

Obadde watwesibako man, Naye awo wooli ssi wabi 😂😂🙌

😂i remember when my ex got a congratulatory email saying he got the job We were so happy. So we decided to celebrate by clubbing, drinking and all that… The next morning he got an email saying his drug test was by 12pm😂😂😂😂😂

During President Museveni's previous term, 4.4 Trillion was spent on the State House (President's residence). While 4.3 Trillion was spent on 14 Million Ugandans during the same period. More money was spent on the president than 14,000,000 Ugandans😐

If you borrow my car, drive to Jinja and park on the street it’s on you. I have two council tickets for parking that have accumulated to 20k each from 2k.

Namere took her war with Kabanda to UBC. She asked @AndrewMwenda some serious questions about the qualifications and competence of the Secretary General of PLU, and Mwenda seemed to agree with her about the less less qualifications and zero competence of the said SG but had to defend the position of the organization where he's the spokesperson

Ne Lord Mutuzo ajja kutereera, ffe katusabe saala zokka na bulamu 😂😂😂😂🙌

“Make sure those Baganda don’t get numbers” was betrayed by a muganda 😂.

Someone brought for a friend a ‘new boxed iPhone 15’ a few days ago and when it was powered on, it was first used in December 2023.

This is the term we are to going to have a minimum of 3 Members of Parliament beaten by voters at a burial or wedding per month.

The truth is madam Bilangilangi isn’t being called on because of corruption sagas, she has just become too powerful & there’s high fear that if the unexpected happens to the old age merchant, she’ll just be uncontrollable. So the best time to lower her ego & power is now.

dudes that be praying for beards do you know how expensive and tiresome to keep it look good? Will you be able to visit saloon every 3 days of the week?

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