Michael Carey

Please to know that Exstream is not my ex pissing in the wind. Offended? Get lost or get hip. Get, get, Gettleman (beer).

Nearly hit by an unidentified flying twit (how do I know it was a twit if unidentified?) Because (s)he nearly hit me. Damn twit.

With no followers, I can say anything I want without insulting anyone, other than myself and I don't count. Even my therapist tells me that.

@Fifthpocket Go naked!

Who the fuck are you and why are you looking at me like that?

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