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The home of FML since 2009. Submit your FML at https://t.co/5v5VLifFd1 or via our new iOS and Android app - https://t.co/TSOTsJwtxJ
Everywhere, baby Katılım Şubat 2009
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Read the latest FMLs (and post your own) directly at the source: fmylife.com (or just download the FML official app, available in all good app stores)
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Read the latest FMLs (and post your own) directly at the source: fmylife.com (or just download the FML official app, available in all good app stores)
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Read the latest FMLs (and post your own) directly at the source: fmylife.com (or just download the FML official app, available in all good app stores)
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I think it’s cool when Google workspace randomly decides to log you out of everything in the middle of the work day. This definitely Helps everyone who uses it
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NOBODY FUCKING ASKED FOR THIS WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE COMPANIES OH MY WORD
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🚨BREAKING: Apple’s next AirPods will have cameras built into them. Not for photography. The cameras are designed to feed visual information directly to Siri, turning your earbuds into an eyes-on AI assistant that understands what is in front of you. Point them at your fridge and ask what to cook. Walk into a room and ask what you are looking at. Siri sees what you see. A privacy LED will light up whenever visual data is being transmitted, so there is always a visible signal when the cameras are active. Enhanced Siri arrives in September. Production on the camera AirPods is already underway. Source: Mark Gurman, Bloomberg.
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Guys, after carefully thinking about it, doing coke off a toilet seat, getting a brain parasite from eating road kill, getting mercury poisoning by eating too much tuna and becoming addicted to heroin in college, I have discovered the cause of autism: Tylenol.
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Read the latest FMLs (and post your own) directly at the source: fmylife.com (or just download the FML official app, available in all good app stores)
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Read the latest FMLs (and post your own) directly at the source: fmylife.com (or just download the FML official app, available in all good app stores)
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Read the latest FMLs (and post your own) directly at the source: fmylife.com (or just download the FML official app, available in all good app stores)
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Read the latest FMLs (and post your own) directly at the source: fmylife.com (or just download the FML official app, available in all good app stores)
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Read the latest FMLs (and post your own) directly at the source: fmylife.com (or just download the FML official app, available in all good app stores)
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Read the latest FMLs (and post your own) directly at the source: fmylife.com (or just download the FML official app, available in all good app stores)
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I know it's hot tonight, but please don't leave your window open.
There are guys going about just now dressed as clowns and they're creeping in the windows and slashing people's faces.
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Read the latest FMLs (and post your own) directly at the source: fmylife.com (or just download the FML official app, available in all good app stores)
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