fakeharryreid

We're running this beyotch now.

I meet with Al Franken and forgive Joe Lieberman. I'm like the Don Corleone of the Senate. Except skinner. And Mormon, of course.

Let Al Franken in the Senate already Minnesota! I love Stuart Smalley!

I would totally do Brad Pitt. Srsly...seriously.

This omnibus is about to run your ass over, GOP.$

100 days of being the glue that holds Barack Obama together...exhausting but fulfilling. #Obama

There's just no time quite like Supreme Court Justice-pickin' time. I'm quite excited. Word of the day: quite.

Why don't I get briefed about potential torture methods and subsequently flub my backtrack? I hate my job...

We gotta get this healthcare thing passed pronto; I think I feel a cold coming on.

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Of course I'm not opposed to sex. Amirite, @fakecindymccain? /winks

Wait, they actually passed it? WHAT? /glassesflyoff

When I'm in the Capital building shower, I always wear my swim trunks. Everyone knows Rahm likes to bust in and start yelling.

Can't wait for the State of the Union tonight. I get to wear my fancy glasses! #sotu

What I say?

2010's gonna be big for the Reidster. You're not gettin' rid of me that easy.

Health care, y'all. Send your thank you'd to the Capital, c/o Harry MF'ing Reid. Merry Christmas to me.

My Halloween costume? Joe Lieberman. That dude is really scaring me right now.

John Boehner said he has never met anyone in favor of the Public Option. Here's a secret; he's never left the Capitol grounds. From birth...

@JockoDundee Of course! What would make you think I'm not the real Harry Reid?