Melissa Mamatos

Mcsorley's never turns out well.

Dear David byrne.... I love you

I am beyond amazed by how awful phish is.

Bad tats on an epic level

Trying to decide where to buy shitty artifacts to document my trip to TN. The National Rifle Museum is looking pretty good.

@tiffamander had the same Combo tonight. F'ing awesome.

Obsessed has reached a new level of crazy. Wearing the bloody clothes your father died in as a nightly ritual.

@tiffamander so let's watch the virgin tonight!

Drinking a "beer beer". Rootbeer, beer, vanilla vodka. Clearly, my weight loss plan is going well.

Scared of what tonight will bring.

Thanks, Twitter hackers, for making me sign in for the first time in 3 years. I thought my pic of The Gnome was lost forever!

Seriously, who said George Washington? Lame. @stuffedunstrung

@severalmules Kind of doing the same exact thing right now.

@jsmith8143 Wait, what? The happiest funeral home on Earth?

Video Games Live! @rob_sheridan, @tamarlevine, @traviscommeau : http://bit.ly/sYzw0

@tamarlevine I'm trying! Love you too! Hopefully I will see you in 2 weeks, dressed as a sexy pizza.

So sad to leave the Party Time Excellent. Annndd my cab driver is blasting Mambo #5. Miss @tamarlevine and @rob_sheridan already.

@rob_sheridan I just killed the spider.

@felissarose I hate/ love all ya all. @tamarlevine @rob_sheridan @tiffamander @jsmith8143 @eileenalouise @traviscommeau @belac @theoohlas

Hey guys. What a great day.