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🚨JUST IN: Sen. John Kennedy (R-LA) is making a move to put the SAVE America Act as RECONCILIATION, which only needs 50+1 votes, and this SCARES the HELL out of democrats and RINOs alike. Reconciliation means they can pass it with 50+1 votes, not 60. How it works: If the SAVE America Act is written as a budget-related bill (money, funding, enforcement) it qualifies for reconciliation, which allows it to pass with a simple majority. Why has it taken so long for someone to come up with this idea? The fact that John Thune didn’t come up with it tells you everything you need to know about where he stands. Thune is either corrupt, compromised, utterly incompetent, or all of the above. It’s time for him to go.

Omg I laughed way too hard at this one! 😂😂😂 terrified this poor kid!

What was your favorite Clint Eastwood western movie ? #HIAW 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Me: Spending $50 on skincare. 💸 Also me: Finding out strawberry tops and oats do the job better for $0. 🍓🥣 If you want that radiant, refreshed look without the chemicals (or the price tag), this is your sign to start raiding your fruit bowl. Nature really did that. ✨

@thecybersurg You remember the saying, you are what you eat? How about we make a new one? You are your hair, or what you drive?

My god these people are infected with a virus

A sea port in China runs on AI cranes, and self-driving trucks, moving cargo seamlessly with no human operators This is how it’s run

Just read this. Enough said. WTF. 🤣😓🤣

@TaraBull @nickshirleyy Hopefully they are smart enough to assign a security detail to him. @Potus @doge

@nickshirleyy x.com/i/status/20140…

🚨 Here is the full 40 minutes of my crew and I exposing California fraud, Minnesota was big but California is even bigger... We uncovered over $170,000,000 in fraud as these fraudsters live in luxury with no consequences. Like it and share it, the fraud must STOP. We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening. These fraudsters have been able to defraud American taxpayers for years without any pushback from the public and politicians. It is time to EXPOSE IT ALL and end America's fraud crisis.

Wow

@Geniustechw gravity, brains, body weight?

What is preventing you from being able to do this?

@jeremyjudkins_ reminds me of.....

My beloved mobile charger that came with my Cybertruck doesn’t seem to be working anymore. It flashes a little bit of red when you first plug it in, then it goes away. When you try to charge a Tesla it gives an error “charging equipment not recognized.” This happens with multiple Teslas and it happens with both the 14-50 and 5-15 adapters. Tesla Wall Connector charges just fine so it seems to be the mobile connector itself specifically. Is there a reset switch on this thing somewhere? Or I likely need to get a replacement? At almost two years old am I covered for a replacement or do I need to buy a new one? Help @grok

@RachelRaeRae247 @SoveyX Me thinks it is click bait itis...

@FlaTesla @SoveyX It is she’s being facetious.🤪

Shoutout to this full-service mechanic. I didn’t even have to schedule anything, he just came and picked my car up himself. I mean, I didn’t even know anything was wrong. Respect.

@RachelRaeRae247 @SoveyX Are you sure that was not a repo?

@SoveyX Hey… that’s not a Tesla.🤪

If your aim is that bad, wth? @thecybersurg

Omg what a massive failure

@Maga4liberty I am sure the poll was done in those 10 states or by the MSM. smh.

AOC and Jasmine Crockett are beating Vance and Rubio in a new presidential poll. AOC & Jasmine — 53% Vance & Rubio — 47%

@wholemars At least that 7 day free trial they had, that was fabulous. If they did that again? @Tesla @elonmusk @SawyerMerritt @TeslaBoomerPapa

Tesla NEEDS to do a free version of FSD Delivering cars with just TACC is a fucked up situation Please Tesla, this will supercharge adoption. It’s not for me, i’m a paid FSD user. But we need to hook the users who don’t want to or can’t pay.

@WilliamLBuckley @NotATeslaApp @elonmusk @aelluswamy Umm, correct, and for software and camera updates also.

@NotATeslaApp @elonmusk @aelluswamy Here’s an update buy a new S3XY vehicle 😂 if you really want it. 12.6.4 is sufficient and less buggy more predictable. Better than v 13 in my opinion. V14 is a nice and smooth parks and un-parks. Although, it’s definitely not perfect and makes mistakes so far.

FSD v14 Lite: @elonmusk & @aelluswamy, is there an update you can share on the progress of FSD v14 Lite for HW3 vehicles?

@KathleenWinche3 He certainly turned some smiles.

One of the best actors in my lifetime!

I could say so many things here, but I won't 😉👍