Chris

@NicolaSillyBum Really made the most of it. Went to Bracknell; CEX and M&S. McDonald’s for lunch. B&M and bought some Monster, back home, had a sleep

Might go to bed.

Cookies & not delivered

Evening lads

Yeah nice one Kerry

@AndieDelicacy The day of 10 really took it out of me

@flatus74 Just the one? That's not like you

@flatus74 Happy Birthday! I hope you have lots of

People underneath pension age who have allotments @ThatsSoBluesky

@TeenyBella @ydnhkrm Hey, I’m not the one who just said they spent the whole of lockdown spying on adolescents.

@ydnhkrm @TeenyBella The God Of War games on PlayStation 4 do that. Are you sure you weren’t playing that?

@TeenyBella It’s all filmed in one shot

@DeenaldTrump That is so Bluesky

@flatus74 Aww you missing him? He sent this x

To think, if I was on Bluesky then Andy Parmo would’ve sent me that meme about falling out of my mum’s fanny by now

@ydnhkrm Great to see you on the train

@flatus74 Same.

I’m going to Bracknell.

“Who’s is that heron?” “Oh it’s Martins” “Oh ok”

Who the fuck thought Martins Heron was a good place name? Some cunt called Martin who was shagging a heron I expect.

@ydnhkrm @Beigerevenge

@Beigerevenge @flatus74

Happy birthday to both @flatus74 & @ydnhkrm (this woman is shouting happy birthday)

Mrk also runs this account which is why it’s both our birthdays m

Unsure whether to take a trip to Basingstoke CEX or Bracknell CEX today. Total choice paralysis.