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Someone call the ambulance 😭😭 Bro is down bad😭😭

Harry Maguire ofcourse

Young Roy Hodgson 🤤

🚨⚽BREAKING : Arsene Wenger has launched a $44 billion + $1 bid for Twitter... [@TheAthletic] #Twitter #ElonMuskTwitter

🚨⚽Donny Van de Beek : "I'm done with this shit. Ragnickelodeon is just Ole part 2. Get me out of this club NOW" Donny VDB is furious over being left out of the starting XI once again vs Aston Villa. #MUFC

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🚨⚽BREAKING : @LoganPaul has contacted Roman Abramovich over a potential of buying Chelsea FC. Logan says his "dawg" Christian Pulisic was a main factor in making this huge decision. More to follow... #CFC #Chelsea

⚽🚨 Reporter : "What's your favourite hardware device?" Lukaku : "It's gotta be the prINTER, It holds an important place in my heart and I feel like I have a special connection with it." #Chelsea #CFC

⚽🚨Reporter : "What are your thoughts on Google Chrome?" Lukaku : "Yeah chrome is a great browser but it doesn't hit the same as Inter-net Explorer" #Lukaku

🚨⚽Lukaku : "I am glad to announce I will be naming my kids INTER and MILAN when they are born. And yeah my mate Lautaro told to apologise to the Chelsea fans. So sorry, I guess" #CFC #Lukaku

⚽🚨NEW : Aubameyang and Lukaku have created a Whatsapp group called "Naughty bitches". Grealish and Foden are the front runners to be added next. [@TheAthleticUK]

⚽🚨NEW : Ralf Ragnick has decided to drop Ronaldo for the upcoming match against Burnley. He's also going to be looking for a replacement in January. Danny Welbeck is a name being discussed among the management. [@FabrizioRomano] #MUFC

⚽🚨BREAKING : The admin of this account is a Manchester United fan. [@footbaIforaII] #MUFC

🚨⚽STAT : Manchester United haven't won a single game this season in which they scored lesser goals than the opponent. [@themichaelowen] #MUFC

⚽🚨 NEW : Arsenal have made contact with Ole Gunnar Solskjaer in the last few hours to discuss a potential replacement of Mikel Arteta. The other candidates are Gervinho, Marouane Chamakh and Alex Song. [@skysports_sheth]

⚽️🚨| NEW: Antonio Conte will be given a January budget of €150m to get Spurs competing. His primary targets are Jermain Defoe (39), Peter Crouch (40) and Fabio Quagliarella (38). [@TheAthleticUK]

🚨⚽BREAKING : Lionel Messi has decided to give his 7th Ballon d'or to Fred. Says it would be "daylight robbery" not seeing his idol lift the prestigious award. #MUFC

🚨⚽NEW : Arsenal players, mainly Aubameyang and Ramsdale, were seen begging Cristiano for his Jersey in the United dressing room. The 2 players decided to settle it with a game of Rock paper scissors but Cristiano finally gave it to his "idol" Elneny with "factos" signed on it.